Damien

to see a man about a horse

Dame winds? Time to drop a damien.

by Jaxon Bontzer March 28, 2026

Damien

A sexist loser who doesn't know what consent is and will slander anyone who tells the truth about him. You'd think he was the antichrist if he wasn't so pathetic and dumb. Doesn't like rejection or being called out. Will slut shame women. Stay away from Damien unless you want weird rumors spread about you.

Person 1: "Did you hear what Damien said about that girl half his age?"

Person 2: "yeah, looks like he's up to his old degrading tricks again. He's such a narcissist."

by Finalgirl1 May 6, 2025

Damien

A sad stalker who gaslights people into thinking he's being stalked because the snot nosed kid who's mother didn't care about him is still very much in the driver's seat with this one. He also has a "secret" speed addiction.

"did you hear Damien's being stalked?"
"Yeah but he says it happened at her house, weird"

by Finalgirl1 May 7, 2025

Damien

a hot sexy beast

He is such a Damien

by Its_Buborious May 20, 2025

Damien.

The most retarded "boy" you will ever meet/see. A big whore. Likes any girl he spends 10 minutes with. Gets hard for 11-13 year old girls, even though he's going to be 16 (can you say pedo?). Sooooo fucking ugly. Has no respect for anyone. Will try to ask out all of his ex's friends since hes an asshole. A pussy. If you see him, make sure to tighten your chasity belt. Thinks he can bang anything he wants, when really its just him and his hand.

Person 1: Here comes Damien.
Person 2: My chasity belt is tightened, I'm safe.

by SquirtyFlirty September 7, 2011

damien cullen

The fattest fuck in St Gregory’s

Claims he’s taught every1 while he still wears the same shorts everyday 😂🤦 ♂️ gives detentions for no reason and uses the word ‘son’ in every sentence

‘I’ll see you at 3:30 son’- Damien cullen

by YOURMUMSFAV👀 February 2, 2019

damien maymdien

The somewhat-main character in the video "maybe i could eat blades of grass".
According to himself, he frequently gets asked the question, "why is everything so dumb and stupid?"

hi, i'm damien maymdien. I know what you're probably thinking, and I've heard it a hundred times.

by idontdontuseurbandictionary August 24, 2021