diablo 2

A very sad game that if you play you morph into a nerd. Diablo 2 is probably the worst game ever infact i think we should burn all diablo 2's and kill the makers! any one with me?

jim: hay giggles want to play d2?
giggles: *slaps jim and steals d2 and burns it*

by GIGGLES May 2, 2005

diablo vista middle school

A school full of ugly rich kids with their souls filled with crap. The girls are hella crazy AND ugly while the boys think the'yre gangster and cool and shit like that. They probably watch porn behind peoples backs. I wouldn't be surprised if one of the girls there are pregnant. Or boys. Anything vulgar is possible in Diablo Vista. The district spends all their money on diablo vista because they are afraid that the fucking spoiled bitches will complain or tell there sugar daddies that the school isn't good enough and should be torn down. Charlotte Wood Middle School is better and the girls are hotter. But the boys are the same fucking shit.

Kid: My tits aren't big enough, I might need to get plastic surgery.

Good kid: She must be a {Diablo Vista Middle School} kid.

Other good kid: Spoiled fucking bitch.

by AnnieNonymous(Shut up) August 25, 2016

Diablo II

An MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) that involves combatting demons on the side of good. There are seven character archetypes (in the expansion set), and it is best played on Battle.Net.

Dark_Luster: hey amarix look at what i got
Amarix_Detinar: son of a b*tc*! where u get that
Dark_Luster: hold on lemme xfer this
Dark_Luster: dont take

by Couch December 11, 2003

diablo

A fast-ass Lambo made to replace the Countach. Became the world's fastest car for a period after beating the Ferrari F40 by 0.3 MPH. Italian (and spanish) for Devil.

Lamborghini Diablo has a top speed of 201 mph.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

Diablo 2

Game that is highly addictive, but you don't have to spend hours on it. People also actually buy items for this game on E-bay.....

Diablo 2 Player: Hey I found a rare elite unique.
Non-D2 Player: What? I found $10.
Diablo 2 Player: *Goes and sells unique on E-bay for $30.*

by JohnR June 21, 2006

El Diablo

Crack Cocaine
Coke
smoking crack, free basing...
"L DEE AH BLOW"

Wanna go smoke some el diablo?

Sure...:)

by blthrskt April 3, 2009

Diablo 2

A game, in which you have a choice of 6 characters, of different skills and possibilties! Great game, very time consuming. IS the MOST addictive game out there, it is a MMRPOG.
-Advice: Do Not BUY it, or give as a present.
-Reason: Ruin your life and who ever posses's it!

diablo 2 is like the game runescape. equally addictive.

by terturus May 27, 2007