A person who goes to great lengths to give someone negative feedback in an extremely patronizing but comical manner. Commonly seen in forums and known to incite flame wars.

Man, that Talking Penis is one backward talking red room dwelling dwarf.
by Cautta Buzz February 02, 2008
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Spazzy Dwarf

A angry and retarded girl who looks blazed off her tits about 90% of the time, usually named sheree.
by Beltazar November 12, 2017
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The devil’s dwarf disco

First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.
‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’

‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
by Janquif1 May 13, 2024
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Dwarf Rolled

To be Rick Rolled by a friend or acquaintance who also happens to be shorter than the average human.
Brett laughed as he Rick Rolled his old workmates, but they were laughing that they'd been Dwarf Rolled instead.
by Elf lore April 29, 2012
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nimble dwarf

this word is derek and dale
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by halo 2 March 28, 2005
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Dwarf Wrecking Ball

Person 1: I cant get any women, im to short.
Person 2: Just become a dwarf wrecking ball
by Bonk police September 07, 2023
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Dwarf Anus

A extremely tight anus; an anus that could crush a pinky with one swift clench
Goddamn, I broke my dick last night hitting this dwarf anus.
by Buttplugged_Giraffe September 28, 2020
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