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potato directioner

a directioner who finds the old jokes from the video diaries the funniest thing ever.
potato directioner: “I eat carrots😂😂 POTATOOO🥔🥕🐦🐦🐦🐦”
normal person: “wtf”
by sakasirat July 9, 2021
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Dirty JD

The act of a female cramming ping pong balls in her Pussy and shooting them at her man... while he swings at them with his erect cock.
Victoria thought she’d spice things up in the bedroom by playing the Dirty JD
by Coppernicus January 4, 2021
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Dirty Gin Face

The ultimate drinking game. Not for the weak.

Invented in Stratford, Ontario, Canada.

Step 1: Find at least two friends willing to play

Step 2: Clear tomorrow's schedule (you be won't making it)

Step 3: Procure one bottle of cheap gin (26er is standard)

Step 4: Throw away the cap (you won't need it)

Step 5: The person currently holding the bottle must smile and loudly proclaim their undying affection for gin. (Ex. "Mmmmm, Gin!" or "I love gin!" - this proclamation must be as sincere as possible)

Step 6: After confirming their love of gin, the contestant must drink deeply from the bottle. (At least two swallows)

Step 7: After hauling on the bottle, the contestant MUST NOT make a DIRTY GIN FACE (the loose definition of a Dirty Gin Face is any facial expression that contradicts the contestant's previous claim of affection for gin)

Step 8i: If the contestant is deemed to have made a Dirty Gin Face, they must repeat Steps 5, 6 and 7 until they are able to conform to their guidelines (if it takes the whole bottle, it takes the whole bottle)

Step 8ii: If Step 7 is completed successfully, the contestant passes the bottle to the next person in the rotation.

Step 9: The new contestant begins again at Step 5. The game continues until the bottle is empty. (see after notes)
AFTER NOTES

1. Enthusiasm for gin lies at the heart of Dirty Gin Face - feel free to penalize contestants who are not enthusiastic enough in proclaiming their utter infatuation with gin.

2. The orthodox version of this game continues until the bottle is empty, however some matches end prematurely. For this to happen, there must be a majority vote. If a majority is reached, the current rotation MUST be completed BEFORE the game ends.

3. Since a contestant cannot see their own face, the other players have final say on whether or not the current contender has made a Dirty Gin Face. (Don't be a dick! You may find yourself in a situation where the only thing able to stop you from finishing an entire bottle of gin is the kindness of others)

4. As the group size increases, so should the size of the gin bottle. ( 26er = 5 max, 40oz. = 8 max, 60 Pounder = 12 max)

5. It's important to remember that in Dirty Gin Face, there are no winners.
by McCooligan July 28, 2009
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dirty tsunami

the act of holding a female's head in the toilet and flushing following a blumkin.
"hey Gerv, how was your romantic evening with Becky last night?"

"it was ok, but then she started to use her teeth during my blumkin, so i had to give her the ol' dirty tsunami"
by Big Poppa69 March 7, 2008
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Dirty Whizzo

Yo I gave that girl a dirty whizzo last night
by Tornado92 April 22, 2017
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Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap

used by the president of the United States Of America Funny Valentine, it is the one of the most op stands in the entire series.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap
1: best villain is Valentine
2: fuck no its Kira not that fuckin inter dimensional communist
1: you say that because you also wanna fuck hands
by Midly entertaining August 23, 2020
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Dirt Sandwich

Ironically enough, dirt sandwich can mean just about any positive word you can think of. Some synonyms would include awesome, cool, amazing, legit, bodacious, etc. Also, if you're in a rush and want to define something as any of these words, "dirt" is an appropriate abbreviation to dirt sandwich. This word is best used in a louder than normal voice, and when typing it is most appropriate to type it in all CAPS.
I could a 100 on my last Biochemistry test...DIRT SANDWICH.

That mega fine honey over there is pretty dirt.

Guess what my mom packed in my lunch today? A dirt sandwich (this could mean any number of items...such as Gushers, Fruit Roll-Ups, a Snack Pack, or candy)
by Captain Dirt September 23, 2009
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