Deck Pimp

This is the guy that determines the closest spot in the parking deck to the road, and then religiously attempts to take that spot every day that he can.

Dave is the Deck Pimp.

by Bill W March 23, 2004

deck it

To successfully and intentionally hit someone hard enough that they are knocked to the ground.

John : Do you see that Bad guy over there giving me the eye

Fred : Sure ?

John : Well he's gonna deck it in 30 seconds flat

by GingerSimon August 23, 2016

Deck builder

A deck builder is a man NEVER sought out by a mullet hole if he has achieved certain social status. Wanted to build a Non-holy shit deck for said mullet holes family, at certain age now with grandchildren. However, mullet holes are easily swept off feet and dislike family. Therefore a deck builder is most likely a man with a pornhub subscription. What a joy.

One day I want to never meet a deck builder wanna know why? Personally I think he ran my brother over in a football game. Damn deck builders I’m just not even going to go to church anymore either.

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

Deck the halls

*music* “ Deck the halls with all these body’s pow-pow-pow-pow-pow—pow-pow-pow””if you think im a little crazy you-can-suck-my-dick-you-little-prick””Running now the police are coming running-down-the-street-to-the-fucking-car””the police are chasing were at full speed where-kinda-screwed-we’re-running-out-of-gas” *more music* “Running down the streets of a city getting-shot-at-by-the-police-of-doom””like every action movie I-come-out-unscraped-like-come-on-boy””Run down this ally with me please just-a-casually-placed-fucking-car””now escaping at full speed laughing-all-the-way-yelling-fuck-the-police” *more music* “now counting all the money we robbed from-the-bank-we-robbed-with-all-the-dead-guys””clinking bottles for the victory getting-drunk-all-night-like-any-irish-guy””with these women in are arms we’re-getting-laid-easly-with-all-this-damn-money””waking up in a dazzy last-night-was-a-hell-of-a-party””yes-it-was-a-hell-of-a-good-party

It a remix of deck the halls

by Lorddeath562 November 24, 2017

Deck head

A person who only judges a house and/or person by the quality of there porch and deck.

Man that guy is such a deck head

by SKYTURTLE May 13, 2018

deck lord

When you continuously put mei's Ice wall in front of a sniper's position in blizzard,s game, Overwatch.

I was trying to play widowmaker, but that guy was being a major deck lord.

by Ace Easy July 28, 2018

deck Ed

A PG word which refers to the word dick Ed. There are many people which refer to this word but the main person is Darren spittle

person1:your a deck Ed

person2: rUd3

by thatstheteasisx January 4, 2019