When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.
I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.
by CPT Ron July 20, 2020
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Canceling someones verbal spiel in order to say more witty or more sarcastic or more intelligent.
Canceling someones verbal spiel in order to say more witty or more sarcastic or more intelligent.
by Sexydimma May 29, 2021
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Little Babies Ice Cream is a commercial that shows a series of commercialized videos with eerie, weird, gross, and disturbing images that are paired with actors covered in white cream that is supposed to be ice cream but who knows? Whilst a narrator with a deep voice explains to the viewers/consumers that ice cream is a "feeling" and goes off about how "great" ice cream is. One video on youtube has gone viral for being one of the scariest videos on the platform. The video is a clip of an actor staring into the eyes of its viewer and, eating the white cream off their body whilst the narrator with a deep voice details how "amazing" ice cream is. There is a lot of white cream flying everywhere and there will be a lot of mentioning of ice cream. Watch at your own risk. Yuck.
You: Did you see that one weird Little Babies Ice Cream commercial on youtube?
Me: If you have seen it, no you didn't.
You: What?
Me: If you have seen it, no you didn't.
You: What?
by MsJacques August 14, 2023
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Term coined by Gavin Mcinnes (founder of Vice Media and Proud Boys) to refer to commercials that make men look like cucks. These commercials are specifically targeted towards liberal middle-aged women with well paid jobs. They try to appeal to the contempt these women have towards their husbands. The husband is shown to be a loser of sorts, and the product is marketed at the expense of the husband. These commercials sometimes include kids (DINKs are not the norm yet) who have a laugh again at the expense of their father, further justifying the worth of the product.
Dana : What's Gavin Mcinnes ranting about ?
Daniel : IKEA came up with a cuckmercial which shows a husband to be clumsy with furniture. But that's not a problem thanks to how inexpensive IKEA is. The wife says 'she can't change her husband, but she sure can buy a new IKEA'.
Dana : That's true
Daniel : IKEA came up with a cuckmercial which shows a husband to be clumsy with furniture. But that's not a problem thanks to how inexpensive IKEA is. The wife says 'she can't change her husband, but she sure can buy a new IKEA'.
Dana : That's true
by AmericanFaggotron December 21, 2023
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