tide commercial

Something that is dead and should never be used

Gay

Jackson Harris is such a tide commercial.

by yAbOiBrOnCoS@609 May 5, 2018

Gushers commercial

Children transformed into fruit against their will to promote Gushers. This is how they get their subjects. Run.

NO NOT THE GUSHERS COMMERCIAL!!!!!

by Babies lmao May 4, 2021

Uniform Commercial Code

A largely uniform set of laws passed by each state that regulates commercial transactions in the United States. One of the main go tos of sovereign citizens to justify their beliefs and actions.

There goes Billy again, spouting off about why he doesn't have to pay bills because of some part of the Uniform Commercial Code.

by jesster79 May 8, 2021

WOCKY COMMERCIAL

Pouring Atleast A 4 In Your Choice Of Beverage With Out The Use Of Spinach- LG 💕

My Head Been Hurting All Day Bro You Feel Like Making Me A Wocky Commercial?

by WOCKEPEDIA September 9, 2021

Go Commercial

When inmates fight in the presence of correctional officers.

You stole my shit muthafukka, I'm gonna go commercial on yo azz.

by Marius LJ April 30, 2022

filming a FloTv commercial

spending the day shopping with the girlfriend; going shopping in general with a female when you are not buying anything for yourself; being forced to spend hours at the mall wishing you could escape to something more serene

Tim: Hey man, a bunch of us are going to play basketball around noon, would you like to come?

James: I wish i could but I'm afraid I'll be filming a FloTv commercial. All. Day.

Tim: Sucks Bro. Really sucks.

by Jungleboyjames September 4, 2010

Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020