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Quarantine Cumshot

A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.
Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.
by SirSwankington June 1, 2020
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bloody cumshot

When someone kicks an respectful English man in the balls, while he is about to perform a cumshot, causing it to be mixed with blood.
"What is this red white liquid"
"Its a bloody cumshot, you indifferent fuck"
by Doorhanndle June 22, 2017
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Joker cumshot

Joker cumshot is when a female eats lots of blue takis or oops all berrys before sex and during sex while watching the dark night she shits out loads of diarrhea which will be green and while cumming on her the cum turns green
hey bro me and my girl did a joker cumshot right before our shower”
by BO0TY-_-JUice201 February 25, 2022
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Fat Cumshot Challenge

Type the words “Fat Cumshot” using ugly your Cumshot.
You: “Hey man have you done the fat Cumshot challenge?”

Friend: “No, what the hell is that?”
by PottassiumPotato May 18, 2021
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cumshot

a name that a cat has
say hello to my cat, cumshot!
by huuhhhh July 10, 2024
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Cumshot

A Phrase commonly used in porn, cumshot means to ejaculate with force
I watched a porno and it made my dick do a cumshot
by HolyHorseTesticles November 29, 2020
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cumshot

a large squirt of cum in ur mom.
i just had a cumshot
by creamy bastard March 28, 2022
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