Cumgulper

A man or woman who gulps cum for a living, also used as an insult.

My nehgbor's supposedly a cumgulper...

You knocked over my soda you cumgulper!

Hey, I'm a cumgulper and i can get you a discount price.

by Jacob Ritz July 20, 2008

cumguzzler

One who goes into a retail store and badgers the sales people with a bunch of stupid questions and then leaves without making a purchase.

We don't sell those here you cumguzzling old bastard!

by Kodybear July 15, 2008

cumguzzler

1.)a person or thing that is particularly gay or douchey.

2.) a woman(hopefully) that, after the man ejaculates in the womans mouth, she gargles the jizz.

hey that kids is a fucking fag!!

yea hes a cumguzzler!

by the main cumguzzler March 3, 2011

cumguzzlingasian

phat hong

me - dude did you see that phat hong yesterday?
friend - omg he was so annoying dealing cards so slow!
me - what a cumguzzlingasian

by feajgeiowajg March 28, 2009

cumguzzlinghorsefucker

1/ to say to a gum jawed female before the fight.
or really any one.

cocky waffle house waitress .truck stop whore.
best started with 1"you aint nothing but"

2"you g+d damn"

3"wouldnt toucha cumguzzlinghorsefucker like you

whith finishing move such as 1.whore 2.bitch 3.pussy

by cabbage juice August 17, 2009

Cumguzzlry

An entire class of offenses committed in the workplace by co-workers whose whole basis for advancement involves...well, you guessed it. It's not who ya know, but who ya blow!

"I don't how Hillary got the job...must have been an extraordinary act of Cumguzzlry to be sure!"

by mslmnx January 11, 2010

Cumjunktavitis

When a guy cums in your eye making it all red and swollen.

That dude caused me to have cumjunktavitis after he nutted in my eye.

I will need to see the doctor due to the cumjunktavitis I now have due to the rude actions of you shooting your wad in my eye.

by Wawa1971 June 18, 2011