Crop Tucking

The act of eating human and or monkey fecal matter then vomiting it up onto an unsuspecting guest, then steal it back and start eating it a second time, poop it into a cup, freeze it with a stick in the center. After waiting several hours put the chunky vomit poo into a cooler, begin driving a moped, find an ice road trucker and share the delicious treat. After having a snack with your new friend begin to masturbate violently, when the trucker sees you do this he will imediately get an erection (due to the frozen fecal matter vomit) then you will have anal sex with your new homosexual partner.

i was going to go bowling, but i was in a crop tucking mood ;)

by M!KL &0GG3$$ December 14, 2010

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crop dusted

The art of over taking someone in the isle of a supermarket while dropping a fart.

I hate supermarket shopping someone is about to get crop dusted

by G Focker November 5, 2009

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Safety Crop

The act of planting extra crops in FarmVille to cover a flakey friend while working on a Co-Op Farming project.

Kris: Why are you planting an extra field of wheat ? We already have enough planted.

Mike: Its a Safety Crop because Brent is so ADHD, he gets distracted and forgets to harvest in time. I am tired of virtual farming and coming up short on the goal !

by Macpony December 31, 2010

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Crop or Flop

Crop or flop forever! used in floptok only.🤪🥰💅

CROP OR FLOP FOREVER SIS🤪🤪🤪🥰🥰🥰💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💅💅

by girl YES! March 26, 2023

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crop sweep

when you are at a social gathering like a party or an orgy and one person has a deadly fart that no one hears and he/she gets up and moves his/her hands in a sweeping motion like sweeping the floor and then everyone gives a good wiff of the nice stench

what are you doing??

nothing=

awwww that ass just had us smell his crop sweep

by ILOVEAMF August 6, 2009

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