coochie critters

Any form of louse, scabies, and most commonly scabs, or any other transferrable parasitic STD from an infected dirty swamp twat

Ew, dude, that girl had some coochie critters.

by Swamp Twat December 24, 2010

clit critters

Any crustacean deriving from or within the vagina. Often associated with pussy crickets.

Courtney forgot to wash her backvag thus spawning a nest of clit critters.

by DietCokeCola February 28, 2010

crispy critter

A term used for old people whose brains are so fried that they can't think straight.

"That old crispy critter just pulled out and almost hit me!"

by rsed November 10, 2006

Critter

A small mammal, usally furry and somewhat rabid. One may to refer to a person as a critter as a derogatory word. IE a small boy with mental problems and an undesireable personality. Annoying and Repulsive.

*random name* is such a critter, I mean can't he sit still for 5 seconds??

by Niloc March 11, 2005

critter nads

balls that are formed on an alien looking baby & not normal

Kristofer has the nastiest looking critter nads

by bells February 22, 2008

criter

A creative writer, in abbreviated form, should read criter surely. I mean, take the Cr (in creative) & add iter (from writer) and we have criter. Most of us prefer to simplify the english language in any case, with less characters. We live in an age where less is more, so the more we can reduce words and time the better. For your consideration. Thank you :)

I know a criter who can help you out .. she works for a publishing company and runs her own business. She also doesn't see the point in using more words/characters than our language requires. Time is money after all. The more characters and words is is often not worth the time in this day and age.

by Criter dot com May 29, 2018

Clitler

A radical feminist.

See that clitler over there? She's fat.

by raspi August 6, 2018