cribgod

A God of the "crib"(baby crib), He has mastered sitting there and rubbing shit in his hair.

Only a "Cribgod" could rub shit in their head that good.

by PSP May 4, 2003

Crib Crow

1.)A lower class prostitute which refusues to believe you do not need her services anymore.
2.)A psycopathic girlfriend that will neevr leave you and hangs around your house all day. This is dispite the fact you left her years ago, got married, had a family. . She is now called the maid so the kids dont get confused.

"yo dat crib crow be stankin up yo apartment, you best be callin an exterminator. .or the cops"

by Paco Ice January 14, 2009

Cribtastic

A crib hand, in the card game cribbage, which has seven or more points.

Matt: "Let's see, I've got fifteen two, fifteen four, fifteen six, and a pair is eight."

Cole: "Cribtastic crib! Nice going!"

by NietzscheanMat February 22, 2010

cribalicious

A crib hand, in the card game cribbage, which has twelve or more points. (Thus, all cribalicious hands are cribtastic, but not all cribtastic hands are cribalicious.) Saying the word must always be accompanied by a dance-like rolling motion of one's shoulders up and down, and a sassy bobbing of one's head.

Ivan: Twelve points!

Cole: That's cribtastic!

Ivan: <rolling shoulders sexily from side to side, and bobbing his head> It's cribalicious!

<Laughter all around the table.>

by NietzscheanMat March 3, 2010

cribave

A person who likes to put half-dead cockroaches inside a man's shorts or trousers

"Who's that cribave!?", Jom shrieked when he found a cockroach wriggling inside his shorts.

by namklaw January 26, 2011

Crib Troll

Any baby that has little to no hair, makes many random and odd babbling sounds, and looks impish in a diaper. Usually found sitting or standing in a crib just sounding and looking odd, like a small troll. May have staring habit as well and funny teeth.

Dick : "So I met this chick I've been talking to invited me over the other day, I wanted to date her until I saw and heard her crib troll.."

Johnson : "Whats a crib troll man?"

Dick : "Just a strange looking baby man, the kind thats weird to see and sounds impish."

by Mr & Mrs White Owl March 5, 2014

crib dip

When you and your homies decide to jump the fence at someone's crib when they ain't home and you get a free swim in their pool when its fukkin hot out.

Yo, its too hot G, let's go crib dippin.

by hardcrocker May 6, 2016