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Yard Creature

Anyone born and or raised in the Oregon, or the average gas station tweaker.
Yo is that mf Yard Creature eating Raw Concrete?
by Joe Pickles October 16, 2023
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The_Burger_Mac_Creature

Originally from mars when it was created the Burger_Mac_Creature(A.K.A crompton,crimpton,cromptin)comes from a native species.This species is known as creaturians while powerful they're weakness's are the following.
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The great battle of Taco Burrito(the capitol of Mars at the time) where many creaturians died in a deadly civil war against the Neo-nazi north regime called the sphhettians.

While the Creaturian race are full of shapeshifters the last remaining one (nicknamed crompton by his protectors Commander_ounce and mom_freake)his last known location was in west virginia.Cromptons main form seems to either be a 35ft sphgetti noodle with 12 tentacles or a 14 to 15 year old

Cromptons hobbies include
1.hunting for any animal or person in the world
2.skateboarding
3.playing guitar
4.riding in the poosy_wagoon(a.k.a the pussy wagon)
5.video games

While it is not known how long the Creature has been on earth or his protectors Commander_ounce and Mom_freake all three have been seen as far back as the birth of the dinosaurs
The_Burger_Mac_Creature is so powerful he's been known to rip refridgerators out of peoples homes for their food and collection
by Commander_ounce December 2, 2020
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an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2:WHAT!?!!!???
Person1:it's a cat
Person2:uhh... no, it's not. cats dont shoot fire
Person1:i found that on urban on our discord server
*Person1 shows it to Person2*
Person2:yoooooooooooooo, that's cool
Person1:i know right
by notPighy October 1, 2021
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Spirit creature

Someone who has done so much acid and other hallucinogenic drugs that he or she no longer fits into any traditional category of gender identity or sexual orientation.
Is he gay or straight?
He's done so much acid that he's become a spirit creature.
by Annilogue March 2, 2011
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A feaster of Mountain Dew and Rallys. By day it is a normal looking human. By night it transforms into a horrible moth creature who enjoys Walker Texas Ranger.
"Shit! It's the Griffin Moth Creature of Clark Lane!"
"Don't worry. He only feast on Rallys."
by Dunsparce Cannon April 9, 2009
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Abomination-of-Science Egg Creature

1) A creature created in the name of science out of egg-shaped Rice Krispy Treats and yellow, white, and pink icing; Eyes oddly resemble sunny-side-up eggs.
2) An abomination of man, by man.
"This Abomination-Of-Science Egg Creature continues to fascinate scientists all over the world!"

"Pffft, Stephanie made an Abomination-Of-Science Egg Creature for Easter. It made everyone lulz."
by Ninja Sniper Kitty January 9, 2010
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Such Creatures Exist

A band based out of Waterloo, Iowa which is known for their breakdowns, hardcore dance music and chants.
Hey did you catch Such Creatures Exist last night? They fucked shit up!
by xPhillip Morrisx September 9, 2010
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