Coffee Creamer

When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.

You know Micheal? He's quite the coffee creamer.

by QTEila May 19, 2021

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Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.

I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020

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Creamerism

When u hold a shit in all day and finally let it out infront of a group of girls and then return to a standing ovation and comments of sympathy asking if your alright

On look he did a creamerism

by Omak3 April 24, 2020

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Josh Creamer

When ur sad as hell but u act like ur not

“Aye bro stop being such a josh creamer I know you’re upset”

by jdnsisnxos October 13, 2018

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Half and Half Creamer

When yo girl is givin u some good succ and you boutta cum but she ain't ready and don't know if she gunna swallow and take it like a champ so she swallow some and spit some out all over you

Brad: I saw you getting a ride home from Courtney yesterday, did you get some head?

Alex: Yeah bro, but I didn't tell her when so I ended up giving her the half and half creamer.

by daddy 69 420 May 30, 2018

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