Fishbowl Crashing

The act of reaching in a fishbowl (i.e. @ a subshop or takeout) for a business card and assuming that identity for the night @ the bar.

Last night I was Fishbowl Crashing and convinced this chick I was a guy named Chelsea that owned a hair salon.

by J-Dub the paystub July 4, 2010

fiery crash

When u have flammable chemicals inside of your vehicle that a normal fender bender would result in your vehicle instantly bursting into flames, resulting in a fiery crash.

Man, slow down if you hit something we are all going to die in a fiery crash.

by butt1 January 2, 2010

crash sprawldisplat

Noun: 1. A vertically challenged roller derby skater, closely related to the Milkstud Piglet, who tends to spend most of her time flailing through the air or face planting on the track. Is well known for driving a large truck full of roller derby girls while shaving large chunks of time off the GPS's ETA by driving entirely too fast. A large fan of warp speed, helping others, and trying to stay on her feet.
2. Any form of catastrophic roller derby wipe out involving a substantial airborne period followed by a mangled landing generally involving both the falling skater and as many other skaters on the track as possible.

1. Crash Sprawldisplat will be driving to the bout, be sure to sit in the back, buckle up and just don't look. You will definitely be the first ones there. PS they are only honking because they love roller girls.

2. Wow, I just pulled a Crash Sprawldisplat and took out three skaters from the other team, one of our fans, and three EMT's. Luckily, all I got was bad bruise.

by Crash Sprawldisplat December 29, 2010

Crash mission

An activity or mission that is most likely going to in in an epic failure such injury, incarceration, or death.

Rhonda Rhousey getting back into the octagon would likely be another crash mission.

by Mikemikeandmike March 5, 2017

Hit the crash

To reach a point in emotion or feeling that is of significance, usually referring to tiredness or emotional release.

Man I was on go mode for 3 days straight and came home and hit the crash hard.

by Rlesser22 December 23, 2019

booty crash

A car crash caused by a distracted driver checking out an attractive pedestrian.

Dude, I totalled my car checking out a hot blonde. That was officially my first booty crash.

by xenosapian October 17, 2013

rave crash

When your ravin' it up one night and you feel like you can stay up for weeks on end with no sleep at all since you can't even hear your own thoughts over the music and then the next day you sleep in until 2 in the afternoon cause you're just so tired and shitfaced from staying up 17 hours listening to electronic dance music you never thought could possibly ever be played that loudly in your entire life.

Raver 1: Wake up it's god damned 2 in the afternoon.
Raver 2: Get out. Can't you see I'm having a rave crash from staying up until 4 in the morning at EDC.

by KANDY!!!!!!!!! July 2, 2009