crane daddy

a craneyayit who proves himself to be fortwith by doing amazing shit

Senor Ford: Anyone feasting on some Conjuguemos today?
Teo: Im the Crane Daddy

by Craneyayit October 3, 2011

cranked up

On meth

You just got cranked up

by YouTube : ItsOscarr plz sub March 21, 2017

Caned Out

To cane out is to become so old and decrepit that one can only walk with a cane or canes.

Pops turned 90 this year, and between the arthritic knees and feeble muscles, he just caned out. Can't walk without them.

by The Jeff S June 18, 2019

Crane

1) A type of wading, marsh-dwelling, long-legged bird
2) A machine utilised by builders as construction equipment, to shift heavy loads, materials, or supplies
3) (informal) An exceptionally attractive member of the opposite sex, typically a female.

1) Wow, check out the legs on those cranes!
2) This crane's getting old... I'm not sure if it's gonna withstand the rust any longer.
3) Wow! Check out the legs on those cranes!

by Alhadis June 29, 2004

crane on crane

sex between two lesbians who are both taller than 6'3"

i was watching the wnba and i couldn't help fantasizing about crane on crane porn

by jasshole1 August 26, 2011

Lava Crane Gun

An impressive crane-like machine, to which is affixed an even more impressive lava shooting gun. Origin: Lava Crane Gun Island.

1. Brings death and mayhem.
2. Fire from the sky... the Motherfuckin' sky!
3. A weapon worthy of an evil dictator.

"Burn motherfuckers, burn!"
"Nooooo! It's the laVA FRom the sky!!!
"The motherfucking SKY!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Crane

A sexual position by which you lift a women by her thighs whilst boom boom booming her, and lift her into the air.

You continue pounding that shit and when your near to ejaculation you lauch the subject from you hold onto the nearest surface. Then once the subject has landed you ejaculate over either the tits or face.

Made famous is Thailand by the Jersey Boys.

Jordan: I craned a delightful last night
Parry: Oh yeah! I need to try the crane sometime!
Parker: Good luck Parry your shit!

by Crane! July 29, 2009