Cranberry Itch

Intense itching of the skin, often seen after working in the yard. Often in places in the yard where cranberries are known to grow. Most notably experienced by Ben Cranston when he can't reach his back.
Ben: Dang, I've got a bad case of the Cranberry Itch!

George: You've been out in the yard all day. Of course you got it.

Ben: (scoffs) Listen, Riker, don't do me this way. I need some calamine lotion, fast!

Liv: Ben, have you been in the Cranberry again? I told you you'd get Cranberry Itch if you go out there.

Ben: Yeah, and it's killing me. Scratch it for me, would you?
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 04, 2010
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Yanking my cranberries

When your grandma reaches for the cranberries but misses and grabs your cock and balls
by Shalalallala December 01, 2020
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Yanking my cranberries

When grandma reaches for the cranberries but grabs your cock and balls instead
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cranberry pancakes

cranberry pancakes is a food made from cranberries in a pancake
by Limboy April 20, 2018
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Carpet cranberry

When a girl flicks her bean so hard it bleeds or when a girl is on her period and you decide to flick the old bean anyways
Damn Nevin last night I was with Lucy and she had a carpet cranberry
by Jimmyhat November 24, 2020
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Cranberry Yogurt

When one has sex on their period and their discharge combines with semen.
Last night Greg and I fr made Cranberry Yogurt, relieved my cramps so nice.
by Poona the Fuck Dog January 17, 2018
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