belgian creamer

When you're having aggressive intercourse with your partner and you stick your penis in their ear and they scream "I would like extra cream please!" And after you ejaculate in their ear punch them in the head until it comes out of the other ear

Oh man, my wife wants to try a Belgian creamer! WTF is wrong with her?!

by Pissmonkeyz May 24, 2016

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shake the creamer

Masturbating. Is the male equivalent of "flicking the bean".

-Sup bro, what are your plans for the day?
-Not much, imma shake the creamer and maybe take a shower later.

by crumble20 November 12, 2013

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Shaking the creamer

When a guy shakes out the com from his dick

Girl 1: last night I saw my boyfriend shaking the creamer.😆
Girl 2: haha lol I can't believe you saw him do that😂

by Just talking real shit December 27, 2016

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attention craver

Someone who wants attention but cannot get it because they are pathetic

She said she was anorexic but I think shes just an attention craver.

by Molly B June 21, 2006

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Pittsburgh Creamer

The process by which a girl blocks you with her hand while you attempt to give her a facial, and then smacks you in the face while shouting "Bitch!" in an emasculating manner.

Guy 1:
I once tried to give my girlfriend a facial. She blocked it with her hand and proceeded to smack me across the face with it. She then proceeded to say "Bitch!", in a very emasculating manner. That was my first Pittsburgh Creamer, bro.

Guy 2: Whoa.

by Jwere August 1, 2009

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