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The calf roper

While having intercourse with a woman in labor and the child is crowning, proceed to wrap the umbilical chord around the child's neck while you continue to thrust.
My water broke, time for the calf roper.
by JeffersonM43 December 14, 2010
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Calf Job

When a friend asks you to repeatedly massage their calves in an up and down motion because they like the friction. This can cause a friendly rub to become an awkward task.
Nicki would ask Jillian to give her a Calf Job after a long shift while smiling and licking her lips sensually.
by LLcoolG April 23, 2009
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Chalfont is a suburb outside of philly

BUT

there is also a Chalfont in northeast philly.Chalfont is right near Parkwood,Morrel, & right next to Franklin Mills Mall.Its the craziest neighborhood ever.no one fucks with us.if u make fun of our neighborhood u will def get rocked.everyone drinks & smokes at the cap than we go to steak & hoe (steak and hoagie works) and eat when were all fucked up.
Chalfontthe neighborhood in philly not the town outside of it

also known as cfont,the font,theres more
by cfont June 3, 2007
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CRAFT

acronym:
Can't
Remember
A
Fucking
Thing

symptoms may include: Questioning ones existance, loss of words, loss of items, repeating previous statements, loss of money, the inability to formulate sentences, repeating previous statements, loss of pants and repeating previous statements.
School: "I did horrible on that test because I had CRAFT."

Work: "I have CRAFT today, please remind me when the deadline is."

Everyday: "She can't remember my name, she must have a permenant case of CRAFT"

School: "
by Ciiberus December 1, 2003
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mid calf

socks that go midway up your calf.

-markconnollyssignaturestyle
mark connolly rocks those mid calf socks, bro.
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veal_calf

Some may portray him as loving, caring,the sort to help old ladies across the road.

Some worry about his mental stability.

Yet they all ask the same question: "WHY IS IT SO RED?"
"'WTF is this shahit about a red bag?'

'Trust me, you don't wanna know.'"
by Fellow FW October 12, 2004
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Chalfont

Chalfont, PA
Possibly the greatest place ever
Zip Code: 18914
The grass is always greener in Chalfont
by Chalfont May 27, 2008
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