Conkering

Referring to anal sex between two men, when one is penetrated to the max so that both sets of testicles strike against each other like conkers.

Last night I was absolutely steaming drunk and a I ended up Conkering a lady boy

by SilodSnek July 17, 2024

Cottaging

When you and your fellow country man have fun in a public lavatory

Jordan went to a public lavatory and some farmers said pull your pants down and they started cottaging and Jordan loved it

by Bigbro77755743 October 23, 2023

Coopering

When everyone else in your group wants to stay out at a place but one person keeps pushing to leave. They are coopering

Man dude the bar last night was fun but greg kept coopering all night and killing the mood.

by Ken101010101010 December 9, 2023

Covering The Stash

When you hide a hard-on by cupping your hand over your nuts.

Friend: “Doesn’t he look like he’s hiding a hard-on?”
Me: “He’s covering the stash, bro.”

by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024

Coopering

Being the most unfunny person and actin weird

Stop coopering

by Qtt745 March 7, 2024

Crittering

1. Digging through an entire wikipedia page for a gacha to discover as many waifu/husbandos as possible. Contagious.

2. Infest another's mind with one particular subject, causing them to only think about that subject for an extended period of time, even if the critterer does not partake in the subject.

"They were crittering around the idolm@ster wiki last night"
"My mind was crittered with Akayona last week, I binged it all in one day"

by Critteron April 7, 2024

Catering cunt

When someone is just serving plates and plates of cunt. The ultimate version of serving cunt.

She walked in the room and was simply catering cunt for the whole function.

by Your naan April 24, 2024