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Cortella

The act of masturbating to math related concepts such as: parabolas, asymptotes, etc.
I would turn in my calculus homework but i cortellad all over it.
by poopscoopjames January 16, 2012
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cornwell

Known for their incredibly good noses. Love mechanicle devices such as master mixers and even gas stoves. Don't enjoy the outside much as there is a hereditary disease that makes them sensitive to the sun. Prefer spending time fixing their motor cycles and complaining about their car engines.
"That guy won't stop talking about how his car broke down.... He must be a cornwell"
by aussiehands October 28, 2020
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Susan Colwell

Someone who may quite possibly be into women.
That lady at the local Whore House may be a Susan Colwell.
by sdgsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfs November 10, 2012
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Stallion Cornell

Stallion Cornell has become an internet legend. Not content with being one person on the internet, he's been, at best count, at least 40 different "individuals" on the web. His main stomping ground was SciFi.com up until they actually began moderating the Battlestar Galactica bboards. Cornell eventually created his own message forum, the Moist Board so that he could continue his trolling. Originally created as a humor board, the Moist Board soon became an attack vehicle. Cornell and his fellow troll, RGrant, used Moist to harass anyone who got in their way or even remotely bothered them.

What caused Stallion Cornell to become a troll legend? As the story has it, when Stallion Cornell discovered the poster known as Languatron, he felt compelled to create the identity of "Joe Smig". Smig was an employee of Universal Studios and sent to the web to confound Languatron. Smig ended up creating an entire cottage industry of Smig trolls on the SciFi.com Galactica board: June Smig, JoBob Smig and Smiglett. When faced with inspiring a small legion of trolls, Cornell showed his true character by creating another false identity and announcing the "death" of Joe Smig, leaving the rest of SciFi.com to deal with his bogus "family".

But this didn't stop Stallion Cornell from creating more troll handles. He went on to create many, many more. And he's still at it today. Kwen Winslow, Viper Fred and Viper Hank are some of his most recent troll creations. Having been banned from places like Cinescape, where Cornell attempted to not only fight with Languatron but also tried to con the membership into believing there was a Dutch TV show called "Gref Dafflebaum", Cornell remains a thorn in the side of legitimate message board owners. Cornell is additionally known for posing as a lawyer for Paramount Pictures and for trying to put up a non-existant lunch box for sale on e-Bay.
Stallion Cornell remains a legend in the history of trolldom.
Stallion Cornell has become an internet legend. Not content with being one person on the internet, he's been, at best count, at least 40 different "individuals" on the web.
by ViperFred April 26, 2009
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Cornell

Probably one of the greatest finance managers in the world. Will stab everyone in the back and preach about how great he is while cheating on his wife. The myth, the legend, the king of warranties. Probably will end up causing you to have one of the worst reviews in your career. Everyone loves him though.

Probably is the reason all of the corn grows in the world.
Sales person A: "Why did you tell my customer that I lied about his warranty?"
Sales person B: "I did what I need to in order to make myself look better. I'm sorry."
Sales person A: "Stop acting like a Cornell and apologize to them!"
Sales person B: "You're right. I apologize."
by Jeff From Allstate September 5, 2020
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Cornell Status

A girl that head is so good she should go to Cornell
Just got the Mayhem that shit was on Cornell Status
by 12343245 August 31, 2011
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Corwelled

When someone receives something from a Corwell that completely messes them up, sending them into an unforgettable (or regrettable) experience.
• “Dude, I wasn’t ready for last night. Corwell brought those drinks, and I’ve never seen colors like that before.”
• “Bro, you look wrecked. What happened?”
“I got Corwelled.”
• “Every time Corwell shows up, things go from 0 to 100 real quick.”
by TacomanATK November 23, 2024
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