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to conquer the ladybug

situation where 2 people are dressed as a bumblebee and a ladybug. the two participants take part in an epic battle of species after which the participant dressed as bumblebee shows his victory by having sex with the ladybug.
to conquer the ladybug: when dave came home from work he conquered the ladybug and got some sleep
by /*whoopwhoop*/ November 24, 2015
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un-cirque de soleil

Somebody who is un-circumsized.
My new boyfriend is un-cirque de soleil...not sure how I feel about that!
by Screwzie December 22, 2005
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cirque du soule

The act of having sex via Eiffel tower while High Fiving(Holding hands) and Kicking feet at the same time. Possibly rolling in circles on the ground.
We totally cirque du soule'd this chick last night...Never drinking that much again. HAHA
by Bapper March 16, 2010
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croquet

Once played by hardy youngsters to prove who could sustain such a terribly dull pastime longer than the other as part of some sort of sick competition. Now played by ill-knowledged persons who know nothing of real sports. The height of croquet came about around the end of the 19th century but died soon after it was banned from the Olympics for being so horrendously boring and stupid. Vestiges of this game are commonly found hidden under a bunch of crap in the corner of your grandpa's garage or a hundred feet deep within a landfill.
Croquet is not a sport, croquet is just some old game that no one cares about anymore. Oh yeah, and croquet sucks!
by ferrumplus June 23, 2005
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Salmon Croquettes

I'd sure like some salmon croquettes with hot sauce
by Esjay April 29, 2005
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coqueta

a dumpy that hits a tree, breaks the tree branch, and is also known as 'george of the jungle' or 'ugly ass ho'
by gangstamatic September 2, 2004
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croque ass

An overly effeminate female. A derivative of broke ass, with elements of the word croquembouche inserted.
"Quit putting on some much make-up, croque ass."
"Don't be such a croque ass."
by bryce June 19, 2005
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