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Cornholing

When one person gapes their asshole as far as they can. They then put their ass as far into the air as they can. Then two separate people take turns taking shits into the gaped asshole, whoever makes the most shit in wins
Me and some homies were cornholing the other day. I got three turds in, winning the game.
by bukkakedyourmom June 6, 2025
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Campit Cornhole

When two men are engaging in anal intercourse and a piece of corn becomes lodged in the pee hole. The top then pulls out to ejaculate and the force of the ejaculate shoots the piece of corn out and the bottom attempts to catch the corn and any drippins in his mouth.
Who doesn't love a friendly game of Campit Cornhole?
by Dick Ramsbottom September 2, 2016
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Cornhole

Cornhole
by anonymous July 27, 2022
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Cornhole

Spending time growing a full patch of core only to use it with your partner as a sex tool. Using it to more specifically shove up your pp hole or her pp hole. (Specifically in Illinois)
John: “Ayo Tyler, the corns done growing
Tyler: “Then i guess its time for the yee old cornhole.”
by Xan-Chan August 11, 2022
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Cornholing

A methodology protocol for clandestine, deceptionary tactics of Thomas J Foolery, characterized by the act of inserting goods and services in areas forbade (rectum, vaginational cavities, and what have you nots) upon inspection by authoritarians and their happenings, ongoings, and bickerings. The term cornholoing is referenced daily in popular culture, disguised as inside hilarities, specifically by those of the redneck faction of humans. The act of cornholing is employed by factions of entrepreneurial entities known as cartels, in which they seek out unwitting members of the short bus coalition to insert goods and services into buttholes, vaginals, and cavities of unknown origins. They wrap and cover the goods and or services in plastic and oversee application of a petroleum jelly like substance in order for a smoother, less agonizing, and at times/in some cases, pleasurable insertion of the productionals (think cocaine, meth, mdma, varieties of the opiates, babies, fake ids, etc).

Cornholing goes back to the prehistoric ages of 2 billion, one hundred seventy thousand millennium and three B.C., when it was necessary for Neanderthalic nebulae of the tsetse fly turd evolu, to obfuscate valuables such as bones and shit, as a means of avoiding detection by the local factions of Menunots of the not in existence anticulars of the established order. Relics recovered from sites of origin confirm insertional frequency and intrinsic value of practices of these offerings.
There will most assuredly be a plethora of cornholings with the new shipments coming in from the border.
by Yiba Jiba The April 25, 2024
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Chinese cornhole

When one shoves an eggroll up their prison pocket and then eats it out, some people like to do it in groups, some do it alone, there are parades in china dedicated to the chinese cornhole
"Dude that chinese cornhole hit different"
by Qung bou April 14, 2021
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brazilian maracan cornhole

When you place the handle of maracas in a Brazilian woman's anus so it rattles when she shakes her hips.
My girl came by the house last night and played her Brazilian maracan cornhole last night , and believe me her hips don't lie.
by jpfister October 30, 2020
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