Management Consultant

Someone whose job involves mostly solving other people’s problem

As a management consultant, I’m busy solving people’s problem and creating some for myself

by Crazymgmtcslt May 9, 2021

Kneecap Consumer

Someone who steals and enjoys eating other peoples kneecaps. This was started by the sick human who goes by the name 'Weeb of Culture'. Weeb of Culture still holds the record for the most wanted criminal and the most kneecaps eaten in 1 minute, a whopping 250!

WARNING! Do not let these creatures get within 3 discord servers to you, keep your distance.

Example: His kneecaps were taken by a Kneecap Consumer

by Weeb of Culture November 17, 2021

secondary consumer

Secondary consumer are carnivorous animals which feed on the primary consumers or herbivores.

The Eagle is a secondary consumer which feed on rats and snakes.

by ZephOP January 5, 2022

Consume

A command used during any good drinking game, pretty much self-explanatory.

*Person 1 fails task*
Person 2: CONSUME!
*Person 1 drinks*

by matrixbadger July 28, 2009

consumable head gear

A rule made in the game of quaters, carried out by placing an empty beer box on your head when its your turn to drink.

Put the fucking consumable head gear befor you drink pussy.

by Tim25 August 24, 2005

Hollywood Consultant

A functional consultant who through the liberal use of Blue Steel and Magnum mesmerize their clients into believing that they are consistently hard at work when actually the opposite is true. This also applies to their extreme ability to a speak convincingly about their supposed field of expertise while in fact knowing the bare minimum possible. Such consultants can usually be visually identified by their high level of metrosexuality, use of cuticle cream and belief that they are "professionally good looking".

That lead consultant always talks like he knows his stuff, but he doesn't even know how to long into the system and needs to use a reference book to find stuff. He should get the Academy award for best actor for "Best Portrayal of a Consultant on an Implementation"... what a Hollywood Consultant.

by Technical Consultant October 22, 2010

consumption

A convenient way to kill off a character set in a film or book set in the olden days, i.e. the old west.

Wyatt Earp: "Hey, Doc, whassamatter? You've been a-hackin up blood a while now."

Doc Holiday: "Ah, it's nuthin. I got the consumption, tha's all."

by TheColera August 16, 2010