lung coma

The condition when waking up after a long (usually drunken) night of smoking many harsh cigarettes that you aren't used to smoking. It is similar to having a lung over, but much worse. A victim of lung coma will find it hard to have their first cigarette of the day, sustain any physical movement, and in some cases, they find themselves without enough wind to complete sentences without taking a breath mid-sentence.

Phillippides: Hey Dad - we should hit up the Around the World mini-golf course a few blocks away. I'll race you there!

Philomelos: Sorry kiddo-beano, I've (gasp) got a nasty lung coma. Not sure if I could (gasp) even hit the ball up the Rickshaw Hill.

Phillippides: You should switch to American Spirits, Dad.

by brettuthius August 7, 2007

coma couch

That comfy couch that invites you to lie over it like a bag of potatoes. In fact, you would look better dead rather than lying on it.

Watching Charlie on the coma couch.

Person A: "If Charlie dead?"

Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."

by whydee November 6, 2012

coma dick

When your dick game so strong, you put bitches to sleep.

Brian : "Yo, why was Rebecca asleep for three days?"

Adam: "Cause I gave her that coma dick, fuck you mean?!"

by The crocodile hunter September 17, 2015

Coma toes

When your feet go to sleep

"Hey, can you get a beer for me?"
"I can't. I'm coma toes."

by La May Lama June 27, 2018

Bike coma

After a long, arduous bike ride, when you get back home you are so tired that you fall into a deep sleep

That bike race was so epic, Monica couldn't wait to get home and fall into a bike coma

by SMU cyclist February 25, 2013

Party Coma

Drifting in and out of feelings of wanting to go out and party

"I want to drink..but not really, I need to get out of this party coma".

by yugihoijljio November 5, 2009

Chronic Coma

When one has smoked so much weed that they're literally crippled to the spot and in a coma like state. Usually very enjoyable

lorsteez: damn dude peep game on jbagel over by the couch

jbagel: i can't feel my feet..or my hands, or my face!

lorsteez: dude nah, you're just in a chronic coma that's all

by Lorsteezy May 3, 2009