christopher columbus

When a guy creeps around a girl and pours pepper on her face then pulls her hair and rubs her taint.

Dude this guy gave me a Christopher Columbus and I haven't been able to smell anything for two weeks.

by Soule187 June 18, 2008

Columbus Buckeye

The act of having vaginal intercourse with a man who has just finished performing anal sex.

Caught up in the moment, Bob decided to try doing a Columbus Buckeye with the girl.

by r2d2atemyhomework August 20, 2006

gasstopher columbus

a person who has many accomplishments and many nicknames, but refuses to acknowledge it

friend: we call you gasstopher columbus.
gasstopher columbus: no you don't!
friend: yes, we do
gasstopher columbus: you're a douchebag.

by llio;p;lk September 17, 2008

Columbus Academy

A private school in Columbus, Ohio

Student 1: Can I drive to school today... with you in the car? Mother: Sure!! Let’s go. Student 1: (Enters the Carpool lane) Maybe I shouldn’t let this car merge... even though it’s the rule! - I think this is the perfect spot for me to get out! Even though there are teachers waving me on, and cars are stacked behind me!! At least I got to drive to school today and then switch seats in the car with my mom before I leave. What a great way to get the Columbus Academy community to hate me!!!

by Cooltree497 September 6, 2021

Columbus Dispatch

Sex move

The Columbus Dispatch:

1) get head from chick

2) make her deep throat

3) while balls deep call out "O-H"

4) she gargles back "I-O"

Columbus dispatched that bitch

by Tomdash May 16, 2014

christopher columbus

an asshole that did not discover america but still got the credit for it. He is so much of an ass he doesn´t even deserve capital letters.

person a: christopher columbus discovered America
person b: no he didn´t, you can´t discover land where people already live

by Someone you’ll never meet August 31, 2020

Christopher Columbus

y'all know damn well this nigga did not discover america.

christopher columbus

by luna.red December 2, 2019