christopher columbus

When a guy creeps around a girl and pours pepper on her face then pulls her hair and rubs her taint.

Dude this guy gave me a Christopher Columbus and I haven't been able to smell anything for two weeks.

by Soule187 June 18, 2008

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Columbus Buckeye

The act of having vaginal intercourse with a man who has just finished performing anal sex.

Caught up in the moment, Bob decided to try doing a Columbus Buckeye with the girl.

by r2d2atemyhomework August 20, 2006

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Columbus Dispatch

Sex move

The Columbus Dispatch:

1) get head from chick

2) make her deep throat

3) while balls deep call out "O-H"

4) she gargles back "I-O"

Columbus dispatched that bitch

by Tomdash May 16, 2014

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gasstopher columbus

a person who has many accomplishments and many nicknames, but refuses to acknowledge it

friend: we call you gasstopher columbus.
gasstopher columbus: no you don't!
friend: yes, we do
gasstopher columbus: you're a douchebag.

by llio;p;lk September 17, 2008

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Student 1: Can I drive to school today... with you in the car? Mother: Sure!! Let’s go. Student 1: (Enters the Carpool lane) Maybe I shouldn’t let this car merge... even though it’s the rule! - I think this is the perfect spot for me to get out! Even though there are teachers waving me on, and cars are stacked behind me!! At least I got to drive to school today and then switch seats in the car with my mom before I leave. What a great way to get the Columbus Academy community to hate me!!!

by Cooltree497 September 6, 2021

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