colonel shitcock

Josh hertel is a pussy bitch

Josh and his ugly girlfriend both agreed he is colonel shitcock

by McPherson Buttz May 12, 2014

Coloneling

When you shame eat a bucket of KFC and use the chicken grease to masturbate when You're done.

"Where is Phil tonight?" "He's probably at home coloneling, he's going through some shit."

by Francis Macelroy Lefluer June 17, 2017

Colonel Hamtramck Homes (Hamtown Projects)

A public housing complex in Hamtramck, MI, considered part of Detroit’s East Side by locals. Known for its tight-knit community, diverse residents, and presence of local street crews and neighborhood cliques.

“Everybody knows the Colonel Hamtramck Homes (Hamtown Projects)—been seeing local crews run those projects for years.”—Hamtown local

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025

Building a colonel

The act of making a cigarette by collecting leftover tobacco from discarded cigarettes found on the street, usually done by true nicotine addicts.

I had no cigarettes that day, so I ended up building a Colonel.

by Freddy So Sure August 7, 2025

like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.

Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?

by bitchuck May 26, 2025

Colonel Sanders

Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.

"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."

by Tivo Del Nato March 9, 2017