Colander of Silence

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.

"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"

by DK0713 July 13, 2012

Colgate Move

1. The act of being a straight up dick in a way that is usually performed by some Homo who goes to colgate the "no fun college"

Jim: WOW! i can't believe chris did that to you! he pulled a total freakkennn Colgate Move

Carl: Yeah i know i was just minding my own business when he made me uglydance in front of the whole school !

Chris: Sorry my Phat ego is a champ, he eats chumps like you for brunch "bro out"
**(chris leaves the room)**

Carl: One day im just gonna...im just gonna...

Jim: (abruptly says) YOUR JUST GONNA TOSS IS SALAD WITH SOME BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE

Carl (Takes a chainsaw and tears jim a new one)

**end of scene** or should i say real life

by King Piccolo(himself) December 9, 2012

colander dick

Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.

1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!

by disaster class June 12, 2016

coldan

Coldan is the sweetest, hottest person ever. He is great at basketball, baseball and he is tall. He is super popular and has a perfect smile. He is the type of person every girl dreams about. Coldan is a very lovable, loyal person.

Mekenzie: Look how hot Coldan is!
Kayla: I know he is so perfect!

by Tiny wheels April 22, 2017

collane

Usually a attractive straight guy with an amazing personality but has anger issues. He is a very fun and awesome guy. A collane is strong, smart, brown eyes, dark hair, and average height but dont let his appearance fool you. He is a very great guy to be around. He dosnt always have the best taste in women and gets lead on by girls. But he always ends up finding the perfect woman for his-self.

Collane is so smart and handsome.

by TheCookieMonsterOfFood November 19, 2017

colgin curse

This devastating spell is cast upon an individual who is found attractive by many, but can never seem to reciprocate the feelings. Though the spell-bound individual has a kind heart (ish), they yearn for people who will never feel the same way. All they need is a prince or princess to break the curse....

Back at it again with the Colgin Curse!

by indianbeaut123 May 28, 2018

Colgate Colleague

Work colleagues that are false. This is demonstrable by their plastered, fake smiles.

"I have such Colgate Colleagues...always walking around with fake smiles plastered on their faces. They look like smiling assassins."
"You can't trust a Colgate Colleague. You never know what they're thinking with those fixed smiles."

by RaraAvis12 May 8, 2018