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Cohen

Cohen is the type of guy that always grabs peoples bums. All he can think about is him in the bedroom. He shoves a finger up his bum with out thinking. He moans because he wants to. He is a bitch. He is extremely dumb. Cohen is the definition of gay. He likes bumping people. He has a tiny ding dong. Cohen loves to hump things. Loves to twerk. He is a pain, but he is Cohen.
Cohen stop humping that tree!
Cohen stop moaning!
Cohen you Bum!
by Jeffery bazo August 11, 2022
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Cohen

Cohen is a very nice a musicly talented guy who can not get chicks for shit, but little do all the hoes know that he has the biggest cock known to man kind, its so big that you could call it cockzilla, but beacause he cant get a singel bitch in his bed no one belives him
guy 1: hey who is that guy he has no bitches but can make really good music

guy 2 : oh, that must be a Cohen, he aperently has a big dick, so big he calls it cockzilla
by cockzilla69420374 October 23, 2023
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Cohen

A Cohen is a weird edgy wanna be military kid who thinks Loli hentie is ok.
Person one:Hey did you see Cohen today?
Person two: No and I don’t want to, he’s so weird.
by Ankle replacements March 10, 2024
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Cohened

The act of completely destroying something while attempting in good faith to access the contents within.
Person 1: *Tries to open box*
Person2: “Here, let me help y—”
Person 1: *Violently stabs box repeatedly*
Person 2: “Yep, she cohened it again.”
by NoPseudonymsLeft May 24, 2022
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Cohen

An annoying,bratty self centered person who cares about nobody but them selves
Who is that annoying child? Cohen.😒
by Pusheen666 September 18, 2020
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Cohen

the greatest simp of all time, he will try to get with every girl with no success
you're a simp, but not as bad as Cohen
by Penzo19 June 18, 2022
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