coffee and cigarettes

The Official Smoker's Daily Breakfast of Champions!!
Coffee and Cigarettes, sure make a STIMULATING BREAKFAST, that for sure Really gets me up in the morning!!!
Right After waking up in morning,
Paul has Coffee and Cigarettes For Breakfast
and nothing else.......
Tony the Smoking Tiger- Doesn't that sound Grrrrreat?!!, ak,ak cough cough!!!!
by Urban Dictionary May 19, 2008
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tweeks coffee

a brand of coffe made in southpark, colorado
that was beatuful and heartwarming, like a heartwarming cup of tweeks coffee on a sunny summers day.
by tweek December 19, 1999
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The Coffee Club

When you out in town with your mates but you want to ditch them to go to Strip Club without letting them know
Im going back to hotel to have a coffee. Anyone else fancy joining me at The Coffee Club?
by Glennb July 10, 2020
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sodexo coffee

n. A type of spoiled water, often found in the shoppes and cantines of certain institutions unfortunate enough to entrust their culinary upkeep to the Sodexo (formerly Sodexho) corporation.

Sodexo coffee is believed to contain caffeine, but empirical data would suggest otherwise.

Notable characteristics:
-Looks a bit like pond water
-Tastes a bit like pond water
-Gives little or no indication of containing or ever having contained caffeine
"I could desperately use some caffeine right about now. "

*Nothing but Sodexo coffee nearby*

"I guess I'll go find a pond."
by GuyFaulks September 11, 2013
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Coffee house

A place where beta males (soy boys) congregate.
"Did you see that Greg guy?"
"Yeah, he looks like he's a regular at the coffee house."
by SurreptitiousStacy March 10, 2018
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russian coffee

Russian coffee tastes like sunshine mixed with happiness.
And when I say sunshine I mean coffee.
And when I say happiness, I mean vodka
Man, I'm bored, I'm going to go make a Russian coffee or 6
by Scroblog January 18, 2005
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poop coffee

Coffee beans that pass through the digestive tract of an animal and are excreted prior to brewing. The most well-known example are beans that are eaten and excreted by civet cats. This is also known as civet coffee or goes by its Indonesian name, kopi luwak. Recently, other types of poop coffee have gained attention, notably coming from the dung of elephants, raccoons, and even (gasp!) humans.

It is claimed that the process of coffee beans passing through an animal's intestines imparts enzymes which create unique and intense flavors. This, and relatively small yields have caused the price of many kinds of poop coffee to soar. It is frequently sold for as much $30-$80 US for a single cup. The hype surrounding poop coffee has led some in the food industry to contend that it tastes no better than regular coffee, and still others to contend that it tastes downright awful.
I went to this insanely trendy restaurant in Portland where they had poop coffee on the menu. For fifty bucks a cup! Now I'm fifty bucks poorer and I can't get the taste of civet crap out of my mouth!
by @Maxamillion April 29, 2013
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