"I only have one condom left and no money for the next week. It's time to tighten my belt and condomize."
by Ricks Real February 9, 2013

a cheap piece of latex rubber that is meant to protect you from disease and pregnancy. not only do they fail 100% of the time, they are very uncomfortable to wear and they actually increase the risk of disease. however, you can wear them 24/7, becasue they make going to the bathroom alot easier.
by eric123 December 2, 2007

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

A plastic bag used used during the thai water festival (Songkran) to keep vital articles and documents from getting soaked.
by T-o-m-i March 3, 2007

Girl #1: What'd your mom say about you have sex with your boy last night?
Girl #2: She said. "Alright, make him use a condom."
Girl #2: She said. "Alright, make him use a condom."
by yourneighborlyrapist December 15, 2008

by luvqueen_steph May 11, 2016

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.
by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012
