Bike coma

After a long, arduous bike ride, when you get back home you are so tired that you fall into a deep sleep

That bike race was so epic, Monica couldn't wait to get home and fall into a bike coma

by SMU cyclist February 25, 2013

drunk coma

when someone is so drunk that they pass out and cannot be woken, even by the loudest drunk person they know

omg Chelsea! I was trying to talk last night but you were in a drunk coma on the couch

by whitegirlwasted69 March 22, 2013

chili coma

A chili coma is induced when you realize that mommas chili is so good that you keep going after bowl after bowl.

Mommas chili is so good that I forgot that we were playing monoply and just kept going back after more bowls...and it put me into a chili coma...I lost monopoly.

by thebumpasspodcast September 13, 2016

Slut Coma

A state of utter and total defeat. Absolute exhaustion.

The term is often used after discovering a partner has no intentions of dating you, or admitting to it, really. They will keep your hopes up, when in fact, you're just a leachy, horny mistake. The "slut" is probably fucking someone very close to you.

The slut is extremely attractive and thought to be the be-all, end-all as far as dating goes. The victim is often attractive as well, and has always ended relationships. So the first time it happens for the victim is when their feelings are the strongest.

Unless left untreated (keeping in contact with the slut), the coma can last up to 3 years. On one occasion I've seen it last to 5.

A "slut coma" can prevent confidence, an erection, social opportunities to meet new mates, and most notably, a hollow glazed-look for long periods of time.

You: Dude, Cassandra has been texting me on and off for like 3 months. I saw her at the bar last night and she didn't even look at me! We had an awesome week but now I think she's fucking my brothers best friend... I thought she was the one, man.

Friend: Fuck man, you know what you're in?

You: What?

Friend: A "slut coma," man. A fucking slut coma.

by 3_I_Win October 31, 2011

Party Coma

Drifting in and out of feelings of wanting to go out and party

"I want to drink..but not really, I need to get out of this party coma".

by yugihoijljio November 5, 2009

lung coma

The condition when waking up after a long (usually drunken) night of smoking many harsh cigarettes that you aren't used to smoking. It is similar to having a lung over, but much worse. A victim of lung coma will find it hard to have their first cigarette of the day, sustain any physical movement, and in some cases, they find themselves without enough wind to complete sentences without taking a breath mid-sentence.

Phillippides: Hey Dad - we should hit up the Around the World mini-golf course a few blocks away. I'll race you there!

Philomelos: Sorry kiddo-beano, I've (gasp) got a nasty lung coma. Not sure if I could (gasp) even hit the ball up the Rickshaw Hill.

Phillippides: You should switch to American Spirits, Dad.

by brettuthius August 7, 2007

Coma Fogle

A sick and twisted old man from Ansonia, Connecticut that is a narcissist and preys on young vulnerable women.

Oh look! There goes Coma Fogle with his next victim to use and abuse, I'm sure he will beat on her too like he did with other women after doing a line of coke in his dusty room in a drug infested house.

by Coma Fogle August 27, 2023