st clairsville

A small town located on the eastern border of Ohio that harbors, quite possibly, the stupidest human beings in existence.
Home of Jamboree in the Hills... AKA (festival for national drunkards to attend, where upon arrival, they presume to drink large quantities of alcohol, fight with one another, vomit on each other, sing country songs that no one knows the words to, and then, finally, ask to see their friends wives along with all other females in site tits) Yeah... the nexxus of the universe AKA FUCKIN HELL

Johnny: Man last week I thought I was in hell.

Dale: You visited St. Clairsville?


St. Clairsville = HELL

by HELL!!!! July 14, 2003

Claim Session

A casual event in which a single person or group discuss all the rad shit they just did in the presence of a non-participant to make the non-participant feel inferior. The session can be started by a direct claim or for a smoother delivery, non essential details can be added when answering a question to seamlessly start a claim session. (Truth behind claimed events is irrelevant. Exaggerating is encouraged.)

(in the middle of a group of people)
Pedestrian: Hey bro how is the bowl skiing this morning?
G: I wouldn’t know, I just got done skiing central chute. Shit was tits deep with a manditory 40 footer at the bottom.
Suge: You stomped that shit G. Was that a 5 at the bottom?
G: Backside 9 bro.......... (Claim session begins at pedestrians expense)

by CLaiming June 18, 2011

claimer

Skateboarding lingo used when someone claims they are going to do a trick at a spot, and then "wimps" out when they get there.

"That dude is such a claimer. He was like, yeah man, im gonna nollie heel that 8 today. Then we got there and he never even tried it."

by Spenser May 8, 2005

claim

the act when someone comments a picture on myspace or facebook and they say claim. the person must now put in their picture name *the persons name* owns. or if someone says a comment and someone says i claim.they OWN that comment.

person 1- *looks at cool/good/hot myspace/facebook photo and they comment* cool/good/hot photo. I CLAIM.
person 2- oh shit i hate that guy, but he claimed it. so i must put it in the name FUCK.

by tommurphyisthebest June 15, 2009

claim jumper

any person who moves in on someone else's significant other AFTER they've been schooled in the finer art of sexual experimentation by yourself

That claim jumping bastard Kyle! I taught Jenny everything I knew about wild sexual shit, then he makes a move on her.

by Steven October 26, 2004

Clamspam

To receive a sexually transmitted disease from contact in the vaginal area.

Damn girl, John just clamspammed me.
or
De De De, You got clamspammed. "SHIT!"

by Leli&Mya March 7, 2010

Claimed My Bong

To place one's semi to full erect penis into the mouthpiece of his bong, thereby claiming it for his personal use alone. After the claim, only the individual who performed the act may use it for its perposes. Anyone who uses the bong other than the owner is deemed nasty as hell and can never be smoked with again.

I Claimed My Bong the other night...:

(Odd Future playing in the background)
Me: Guess what, I just claimed my bong
Guest: Aww dude, wtf? That was the coolest bong ever:'(
Me: HAHA ikr.
*Guest leaves angrily

by Me. Not Your, But Me. November 22, 2011