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cigaretiquette

Preamble:
Whereas smokers have been relegated to the status of second-class citizens and thus have a fraternal bond to one another, the intent of this statute is to promote the spirit of the society of smokers and prevent abuse of the same.

Definitions:
Bum: One who asks for a cigarette
Holder: One who has cigarettes

(1) - A holder is obligated to provide a cigarette to a bum upon request given in a reasonably polite way, UNLESS:
(A) - The bum has already requested one or more cigarettes from the holder in the course of a 24-hour period, OR
(B) - The bum is notorious, OR
(C) - "Last Smoke Exception" : The holder has only a single cigarette left.
(D) Sections (1)(A-C) do not apply if the bum is a hot.
(2) - Upon receipt of a cigarette, a bum is obligated to engage the holder in polite conversation UNTIL:
(A) - A reasonable time lapses, OR
(B) - The holder signals that no further conversation is necessary
(3) - A holder is always obligated to provide a light to a bum.
Bum: "Hey man, can I get a smoke?"
Holder: "Hell no, buy your own!"
Bum: "Dude, poor cigaretiquette."
by chrisag05 December 16, 2008
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cigarette dangles

The lit end of a cigarette. The ashen end hangs and when smoked by an attactive woman, can be sexy.
Like The Pursuit of Happiness sang, "Cigarette dangles makes me hard".
by chargerjim May 15, 2009
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close, but no cigar

Expression used when someone got so close to accomplish something... but didn't really accomplish it.

Let's say you think of a number from 1 to 100 and ask someone to guess that number... You thought of 83 but the other person says 84... And then you say "Close, but no cigar".

This expression comes from a Golf tradition... If you're playing golf with your friends and instead of working the ball into the hole with a few drives you make it in a single play... you're friends are supposed to buy you a cigar after the game...
- Guess who I took for dinner last night?
+ My sister?
- Close, but no cigar.
+ Who then?
- Your Mama.
by birk123 December 9, 2008
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CIGAN

Ajda or the biggest bitch alive. Will stab you in the back, anytime she has the operatunity to do so.
Never become friends with cigan, she’s a real Ajda.
by dumbbitch420 January 6, 2020
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Shit Cigar

1. A shit that is shaped like a cigar.

2. Dropping a steamy load in your friend's mouth when they are asleep and setting it alight.
Derek: Hey Gene, last night my friend took a shit cigar in my mouth and now I'm addicted.

Gene: That sucks
by Crunchie Egg May 3, 2009
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Beirut Cigarette

The result of removing tobacco from a cigarette and adding in pubic hair. This pubic hair/tobacco mixture is then repacked back into the cigarette and given out the next time a stranger tries to bum one off of you.

In some variations of the Beirut Cigarette the hair is distributed evenly throughout, resulting in a slow, steady inhalation of the ball hair by the bum. In another variation, the hair is rolled into one big ball and placed somewhere in the middle of the cigarette with tobacco on either end. The result is a sudden spark and a "poof" of burnt hair when the smoker gets to the right point.
-"Aw, what's that smell?"
-"That kid just lit up the Beirut Cigarette!"

-"Hey nobody look over here, I'm shaving off some pubes for the Beirut Cigarette."
by THREE-SIX November 6, 2012
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cigart

A very cheap and worthless cigar that is purchased at a gas station or a local 711
"Im going to go up to mobil and buy myself a nice cigart for 79 cents"
by Barndon A November 22, 2005
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