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Chrustmas

CHRUSTMAS
by Unnecesary Guy March 10, 2020
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Chodus

A penis which is as wide as it is long
I pulled a bird on the weekend but when she saw my chodus she laughed and left.
by Poojabba January 29, 2021
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chogus

A no lifer that doesn't know what in the world is grass and is a tryhard
I am going to vivek chogus you.
by chogus April 20, 2022
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Cheesus Chrust

Man we are going to be late for service at Cheesus Chrust!!!
by Chitlins June 4, 2021
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Gears of Chores

A sticky situation in which a nerd must decide between the popular video game Gears of Wars and household chores, usually enforced by the nerd's mother.
"DWAYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE"

"Yo."

"WHATCHA DOING, DWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE?"

"Playing Gears of Chores bro."
"SUCKS TO BE YOU, DAAAWWWAYYYYNE!"

"DWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE, ARE YOU PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AGAIN!???!!?!?" - mother
"No mother, I am serving the empire. I shall finish the chores by late afternoon." - slave
by ThatOneKid.... April 18, 2010
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chrussian

A chrussian is a rare species, generally male, that appears to be half russian and half chinese. This species originates on the border where russia touches china. This species can be characterized by a generally small package, unattractive exterior and unmistakable and unjustifiable cockiness. this species is a nuissance and hard to get rid of. see also; douchebag.
A rare chrussian can be observed on the second floor of cumberland hall on the University of Maryland College Park campus.
by annoyed females on cum2 July 20, 2008
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Chouster

Slang term used to describe the male reproductive organ.

May also be said as 'manchouster'.
"That sucks chouster."
by Scott/Callum May 16, 2004
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