box chomper

an individual who enjoys to perform oral sex on a woman

Tom was an avid box chomper and went down on Mary nightly

by Bennie Z December 13, 2007

chomple

Bite, chomp, eat, chew, or otherwise consume with gusto

If you're looking for something to chomple, see the recommendations at chomple.com!

by Jody M January 30, 2009

Chomu

n. /'cho'-moo/
A chomu may appear as one without much intellect. They may also have their hair parted in the side or the middle with the aid of parachute hairoil. They may also tuck their shirts into their shorts.

However there are some chomus that are disguised as normal people but their intellectual functions are reduced to your everyday chomu.

A: "I was talking to Mohan"
B: "He's a chomu"

A: "That guy has been working as the janitor of 20 years now"
B: "CHOMU!"

by mohanprakashan June 17, 2010

Chomo

Men or women interested in children in a sexual way. Engages minors on the Internet or in person to gain trust and later persuading them into sexual favors.

Did you see that new chic Jessica is dating, Ashley Martin, is a total chomo. She's always flirting with her little nieces on Facebook every chance she gets.

by AlmightyMe July 19, 2011

Chompophobia

The irrational fear men often feel toward outhouses. Normally it stems from the associated fear that there may be an unseen alligator or crocodile somewhere below.

"Why did Elmer have to buy one of them newfangled INDOOR toilets?"

"cause me and Clem I heard he has Chompophobia."

"I reckon that's a mighty wise choice then. I heard something peculiar rustlin' in my own outdoor facility this morning."

(Collective shiver)

by Cirdellin December 19, 2009

chompin' on the wooly

Oral sex, often associated with lesbians.

Those girls were really chompin' on the wooly last night.

by chjo January 30, 2007

chomptastic

Something that holds the qualities of being able to be chomped and also being fantastic.

That kettle corn popcorn is chomptastic.

by Snugglebunny's September 18, 2008