Chipotlaid

Occurs when lusting after, and consequently ordering and eating, a Chipotle burrito

Guy #1 - "Guy, it has been too long since I've had a burrito."
Guy #2 - "How long has it been, guy?"
Guy #1 - "Last time was right before Becky broke up with me."
Guy #2 - "Guy, that was six months ago! I'm going to make sure you get Chipotlaid TONIGHT. I'll hook you up."
*walk into Chipotle*

by Highschoolwasbestinthe80's June 17, 2015

Chipotle Full

The feeling of being full after eating at chipotle. It feels different than being full of any other food, it's similar to being slightly high with all the feeling in your stomach.

Dude, I am so chipotle full right now. It's awesome.

by partypoison667 April 8, 2011

Chipotle challenge

FOUR chipotle burritos, fully loaded.

30 minute time limit.

A (this varies) sub 6 minute mile after completing the eating part.
No vommiting allowed for 1 hour after the run is over.

Dude, you're insane for attempting the chipotle challenge. Who the hell manages that much food and then runs?

by CPTC Fool October 20, 2013

Chipotlaid

During anal sex, getting shit on your dick because your receiver ate at Chipotle before.

I got Chipotlaid by Tye last night...

by wordsfromvicki June 5, 2015

Chipotlache

To procure a belly-ache after stuffing one's face with Chipotle.

Dude, I got a Chipotlache after eating that.

by Nellyschmelly August 18, 2015

Chipoltang

When a girl's va-jay-jay is smelling like a stale Taco.

Man, that girl's vagina is totally "Chipoltang". It smelled like sewer line from a Taco Truck.

She has a totally hot body, but a "Chipoltang" crotch - it smells like rancid fish tacos down there.

by G to the 3 June 16, 2010

chipotle

Used as a heads up to your friends when a hot guy is spotted. Usually an exclaimation for girls between the ages of 14-18.

MEGAN! CHIPOTLE AT YOUR 3 0'CLOCK!

by coxshorthbic August 3, 2010