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Children of the corn-hole 

It has commonly been presumed that children cannot be produced from anal sex. But this is incorrect. There are many offspring resulting from posterior intimacy (straight or otherwise)...George "Dubya" Bush, Baraka Obama, Vladimir Putin, the UK's Royalty Family, Oprah Winfrey, Courtney Love and Albert Pike (formerly of "Boys in the Hoodz" and the boy-band "Albert and the Circle Jerkers") are notable examples.
The common man will never know peace so long as the Children of the Corn-hole have dominion...
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children of bodom 

A very talented band, which would be much better with a coherent singer.
Did he just say he was going to eat my mom, or was he talking about flowers?
children of bodom by The Dylan July 19, 2005

Children Of Bodom 

A shit band that every metal n00b is in love with. If you can't backup what's so great about them, or even know the type of genre they supposedly play, chances are, the band is shit.
Metal n00b: OMG Children of Bodom are teh bestest band to ever happens to metal!

Metal Elitist: *Punches faggot to momentarily stun him and proceed to stab ears to a bloody pulp*

Children's Day 

The day that occurs 363-364 times a year... on every day that is not Mother's or Father's Day.
Hey Mom, when is Children's Day? EVERY DAY is Children's Day... are you kidding?
Children's Day by StoleniPod May 25, 2011

Children of Elohim

A Gangsta Christian Death Metal band from Minnesota. For a Christian band, they don't totally suck. Formed in 1995, they released their first album "Lucifer is Dead", a 180 turn on the quote God is Dead. They sing (or more accurately, scream) about how great god is and also themes involving the mutiliation of white children, gang rape and other gangsta/gore themes.

Some members of both the metal and the black community are horrified by their hypocritical attitudes. One second commenting on how bad racism is and then the next blaming the death on Jesus on the Jewish people. However, this is merely their opinion and they shoud be able to express it without fear of persercution.

The name itself is a play on the name of popular metal band 'Children of Bodom' whom this band has considered to represent all that is wrong with our society and a bad influence on our youth. The name is representing that we are really god's children and he loves most of us "except Jews"

Myself, I find their lyrics too hypocritical to listen to often. However, the legendary guitar solos by the greatest female guitarist of all time, Sister Destruction. She's damn hot too. If you want some kick ass riffs and amazing duet gauitar solos, check out this band.

Line-Up
Father Destruction - Vocals
Sister Murder - Guitar #1
Father Skinless - Guitar #2
Father Hatred - Drum
Dead Child of the Alter - Bassist
Rotting Jesus - Violin
"God is in all creatures, black or white / Why must we hate and fight / Satan laughs as we kill our kind / Fuck that bitch with a dildo in da ass / Replace ya hate with love in god / He loves us back and purifies our heart."

"The KKK give us too much stick / those people are full of shit / They learn where problems lie / Who should live and who should die / How can hope leave us / It's cause the world is full of Jews / The Jews killed Jesus / Now we're killing yoooouuuuu"

Children's Views 

Yet another manifestation of Mistah's blatant homosexuality with little boys.
-"Children's views was waiting for me in the wash room"
-"Children's views told me that if I didn't touch his special zone, he'd touch mine"
- See Mistah
Children's Views by Guess February 15, 2003

children of bodom 

are shit. Did i mention they were shit, becuase they are.
"what do you think of children of bodom"

"shit"
children of bodom by max May 1, 2005