Cheeto baby

The infant of a woman who sustained herself while pregnant primarily on Cheetos snacks, but, also likely, Slim Jims, and any other variety of processed snack food one can find at a convenience store.

Near or entirely missing from the mother's diet: fruits, whole grains, & vegetables (aside from pickles, Bibb lettuce, catsup, and french fries).

Rad Manager Debbie: Thanks for the delivery, but, I swear, these pregnant girls working for me? They're gonna all have a Cheeto babies! I worry for these babies!

Delivery man: Cheeto baby? *Chuckling*

Debbie: Cheeto babies create a whole, negative cycle. They come out needing aspiration, get on assistance...it's a self-fulfilling prophecy...

by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe June 3, 2020

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cheeto dreads

dreads (a locked hairstyle) that have no hangtime or length to them. being that most cheetos in a bag are shorter than a pinky's length, it's accurate imagery to describe a person.

girl #1: that dude over there wants to talk to you
girl #2: which one?
girl #1: the one with the cheeto dreads
girl #2: aww hell nah, he ain't even cute!

by kimkardashian'sbutt April 28, 2011

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cheeto time

The time that you are going Cheeto mode

It’s Cheeto time

by Awwwwwwwwwwww snap January 16, 2019

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Redneck Cheeto

This is when you stick your penis in a Cheeto bag then stick your penis in a girls mouth.

Redneck Cheeto's are Yummy

by You like this right there? August 17, 2010

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Papi Cheeto

Your big sugar daddy who gives you everything you want via nitro gifting. Discord is where you talk with them and when they ask for nudes you give them the nudes.

Guy 1: I heard Mike gave you 30k!

Girl 1: Yeah, he's my Papi Cheeto. (In moan voice) oh yeah!!!

by Daddy Potato 🥔 123765 June 5, 2021

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