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The infant of a woman who sustained herself while pregnant primarily on Cheetos snacks, but, also likely, Slim Jims, and any other variety of processed snack food one can find at a convenience store.

Near or entirely missing from the mother's diet: fruits, whole grains, & vegetables (aside from pickles, Bibb lettuce, catsup, and french fries).
Rad Manager Debbie: Thanks for the delivery, but, I swear, these pregnant girls working for me? They're gonna all have a Cheeto babies! I worry for these babies!

Delivery man: Cheeto baby? *Chuckling*

Debbie: Cheeto babies create a whole, negative cycle. They come out needing aspiration, get on assistance...it's a self-fulfilling prophecy...
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Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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