Papi Cheeto

Your big sugar daddy who gives you everything you want via nitro gifting. Discord is where you talk with them and when they ask for nudes you give them the nudes.
Guy 1: I heard Mike gave you 30k!

Girl 1: Yeah, he's my Papi Cheeto. (In moan voice) oh yeah!!!
by Daddy Potato 🥔 123765 June 05, 2021
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cheeto dreads

dreads (a locked hairstyle) that have no hangtime or length to them. being that most cheetos in a bag are shorter than a pinky's length, it's accurate imagery to describe a person.
girl #1: that dude over there wants to talk to you
girl #2: which one?
girl #1: the one with the cheeto dreads
girl #2: aww hell nah, he ain't even cute!
by kimkardashian'sbutt April 28, 2011
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Cheeto baby

The infant of a woman who sustained herself while pregnant primarily on Cheetos snacks, but, also likely, Slim Jims, and any other variety of processed snack food one can find at a convenience store.

Near or entirely missing from the mother's diet: fruits, whole grains, & vegetables (aside from pickles, Bibb lettuce, catsup, and french fries).
Rad Manager Debbie: Thanks for the delivery, but, I swear, these pregnant girls working for me? They're gonna all have a Cheeto babies! I worry for these babies!

Delivery man: Cheeto baby? *Chuckling*

Debbie: Cheeto babies create a whole, negative cycle. They come out needing aspiration, get on assistance...it's a self-fulfilling prophecy...
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White Cheeto

A cheesy, fluffy (full of air) white person.....similar to the white cheddar Cheeto puffs
We’re trying to protest Black Lives Matter, but these privileged White Cheetos keep fucking it up!
by PTCruzer June 04, 2020
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Redneck Cheeto

This is when you stick your penis in a Cheeto bag then stick your penis in a girls mouth.
Redneck Cheeto's are Yummy
by You like this right there? August 17, 2010
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Cheeto tax

When you take cheeto's from your young sibling's plate; that's a cheeto tax
"Kids say the darndest things episode 5: I want to do a CHEETO TAX
by arson_investigator January 29, 2021
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