Champagne wank

When masturbating and as you are about to finish, you put two hands on and shake like champagne.

Friend: Congrats on your award man
Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.

Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.

by JB dick-tionary May 4, 2020

champagne sandwich

A threesome where one guy ejaculates in a woman's vagina at the exact same time the other one ejaculates in her butt.

"I heard that Jackie had a champagne sandwich last night! That must have been interesting."

by Randy Lioness May 15, 2014

Champagne coochie

The inability for a vagina to get wet after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.

I heard Jane couldn't get the job done with Joe last night. Bad case of champagne coochie

by Shelbs B. May 3, 2021

champagne shooter

A Gadget used to consume large quantities of Champagne really fuckin fast. It’s usually made out of a glass tub with a shot glass attached.

Lisa/Lisa can down that bottle in under 5 seconds.

Score Chicks can pound that Champagne down fast with that champagne shooter.

by RJW7926 November 13, 2016

champagne of champions

The Champagne of Champions is another way to describe the orgasm of male masturbation

Man 1: hey man I heard you and your GF got in an argument

Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me

Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?

Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions

Man 1: HAH, yessir

by JewishGld April 3, 2020

Champagne Bomb

1. A shot of vodka mixed with a glass of champagne, preferably dry. One may drink it as a bomb shot, a shot glass of vodka dropped into a glass of champagne, as well.

2. A "best of both worlds" libation that has the perfect balance between sophistication, champagne, and ghetto/unruly, vodka.

WHAT YOUR FAVORITE DRINK SAYS ABOUT YOU:
Shot of Vodka: I'm a bad bitch...
Glass of Champagne: I'm boujee bitch...
Champagne Bomb: I'm a bad AND boujee bitch at the same damn time!

by smartymarty11 October 5, 2018

The Champagne Method

Where you have a hard shit then it pops out (a very smallll hard cork shaped shit) and then it all liquid shit coming out. Like a champagne bottle.

Bro, don't look at that toilet! I took a shit and used the Champagne method. You mean you did in the style of The Champagne Method? Like a Champagne Shit bro.

by Madame DJ January 5, 2013