Chainsaw

A text message, so named for it's annoying, distracting buzz.

"Dude, what's that sweet metal riff?"

"Yo, man, someone chainsawed me!"

by Mr Chainsaw June 15, 2009

Chainsawed

To epically own at something.

Dude, I so chainsawed that Chemistry Quiz!! CHAIINNNNSSSAAAWWWWW!!!

by chainsaw_ftw September 22, 2009

chainsawing

To vigorously fingerbang, possibly up to the elbow.

Hey James, I was chainsawing that bitch Claire last night. She wouldn't stop talking!

by solarB June 12, 2016

ChainSaw

A "ChainSaw" Is A 3-Some With 2 Girls On The End And A Guy In The Middle. The Guy With A Girl On Either Side Bent Over. He Has A Strap-On On His Butt. When It Comes Out One Girl It Goes In the Other.

"Woah! Ever Done A 3-Some With A Strap-On And 2 Chicks?"
"Dude, Please.. It's Called A ChainSaw. It's Pretty Freaking BadAss."

by Mandi Creek June 2, 2009

Chainmail friend

aka: chain friend

somebody whos you dont really like but you decide to stay friends with just so you can send them those annoying chain messages

wow did u really send that email to her? i thought u didnt like her?

nah shes just a chainmail friend

by tomatoes3 February 20, 2011

Chainsaw YoYo

The most badass thing a kid can get.

Billy got his new chainsaw yoyo and cut his hand

by fatty fart May 31, 2013

Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016