Caucasiophonics

The opposite of Ebonics. An all encompassing word that refer to white people slangs and euphemisms.

I was speaking some Caucasiophonics to the black man, and he had no idea what I was saying.

by Caucasiophonics October 31, 2011

Caucasión

A formal way to say "dick cheese".

Girl: Ew, is that dick cheese??!
Guy: Jesus, Mary, don't be vulgar. It's Caucasión

by Stafford Beats April 28, 2020

CAUCASIANISM

A word that categorizes inequality and inequity in race relations in the modern paradigm.

This caucasianism has gotta stop

by Diogeknees June 4, 2020

Caucasian Sweet Nuts

A mans testicles

Karen: I want to try something different for a snack tonight

Kevin: have you ever tried Caucasian Sweet Nuts

by Caucasian sweet nuts April 7, 2021

Caucasity

"the act or activity of a white person engaging in white people shits "
Also referred to white people white peopling OR
The audacity of a white person and their actions

There are nothing but cooking videos on fb ... salt & pepper only... again... the caucasity

by Reece taught me February 26, 2019

Caucasian

1. Someone physically unable to rap because they can't talk fast enough.
2. Someone that can only go to the NBA if they're 7 feet tall.
3. Someone that can only go to the NFL if they're a quarterback, kicker, or water boy.
4. Someone that has European ancestors.
5. Basically an Asian with a cock in front (cock-Asian).

Caucasian stories

1. "You should know I bleed blue, but I ain't a crip though, but I got a ganga... Darn I can't rap!"

2. Short white kid: When I grow up I wanna be an NBA player.
Teacher: Then I hope you grow three feet in high school.

3. Same kid: Ok, I guess I'll go to the NFL and be a wide receiver.
3. Same teacher: Sorry you can't do it.

4. White kid: My parents are from France.
White kid 2: My grandparents are from England
White kid 3: My grandparents are from Italy.
Black kid: ... Mine are from Kenya.

5. Kim Kardashian: I like black guys the most. Then Hispanics. Then white guys. Then Asians.

by Tikibarberfan February 2, 2010

caucasianpersuasion

The tik tok username of the funniest lesbian on tik tok. Caucasianpersuasion is a Boston based internet star who got her start in mid June on the app called tik tok. She makes them mostly about being a lesbian.

Jeff: Hey! Did you see Alex’s new video?
Craig: Who?
Jeff: Oh my bad, have you seen Caucasianpersuasion’s new tik tok?
Craig: Oh yeah! Shit was fire!

by coolcat42069 June 19, 2019