70% of the people here are nic fiends, 20% are gay, and everyone else is just wack. If you’re going to Lancaster Catholic just wait for all of the crazy people and events. It’s basically a cult
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protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.
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Let’s start with the absolute nazi teachers. Why the fuck is a bald shark looking ass telling me to take off my sweater. You would think that he would try to shut down the underground beca drug cartel instead of getting sweaters off. A great beca pastime is when your class is one door away but you’re still going the wrong way because one step in the wrong direction is guaranteed to get you covid. Also half the teachers can’t even do their job. At least three don’t speak English. Señora is ugly and Debbie desanto looks like a quarterback but that’s enough with teachers. Let’s go to the cliche students. You got kids making inappropriate jokes to get attention 👀. You have 14 year old bisexual girls because it’s totally logical to make such a decision at that age. You have emos and nic addicts. You have jocks and nerds. Does it get more movie like. But anyway enjoy your may with the billion assignments you have and read this with a smile. Thank you horrible students and faculty and becahi.
Let’s start with the absolute nazi teachers. Why the fuck is a bald shark looking ass telling me to take off my sweater. You would think that he would try to shut down the underground beca drug cartel instead of getting sweaters off. A great beca pastime is when your class is one door away but you’re still going the wrong way because one step in the wrong direction is guaranteed to get you covid. Also half the teachers can’t even do their job. At least three don’t speak English. Señora is ugly and Debbie desanto looks like a quarterback but that’s enough with teachers. Let’s go to the cliche students. You got kids making inappropriate jokes to get attention 👀. You have 14 year old bisexual girls because it’s totally logical to make such a decision at that age. You have emos and nic addicts. You have jocks and nerds. Does it get more movie like. But anyway enjoy your may with the billion assignments you have and read this with a smile. Thank you horrible students and faculty and becahi.
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by Lazy Catholic May 17, 2009
Get the Lazy Catholic mug.Is not an actual divorce, but a situation wherein two Catholics(very often Irish-Catholics) who should get a divorce refuse to on religious grounds (The Catholic Church does not allow for divorce). They end up living together but seperately in the same house. They will have seperate beds and rooms (on different floors if possible) and will keep their finances seperate. Everything but the couples eventually becomes seperated. The goal is to have as little of contact as possible with each other while technically still married, if asked those couples living under such conditions will say they are doing it, "for the good of the children." Which is a lie since there will be no divorce once the children leave and children will often advocate for their parents to legally divorce.
Did you know Jimmy's parents live in seperate parts of the house and have seperate banks accounts and barely even talk to each other?
Yeah, that is because they have a Catholic Divorce.
Yeah, that is because they have a Catholic Divorce.
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