Cat

The assholes of the animal kingdom

Jacob: There’s hair all over the house, do you have a good boy?

Charles: No, just a cat

Jacob: oh

by ThatWDude August 6, 2018

Cat

A furry little bitch that looks like a meatloaf. They will take over the world in 2023 and is the doom of this planet.
It will kill you .

Illuminati confirmed 🤯

Bob: WOW is that a meatloaf

Larry: No that’s my cat
Bob: Oh.

by Yaassqueenllama December 4, 2018

Cat

the best thing ever the meaning of life and a lucky sign

Cats rule!

by kennyemerald March 17, 2017

Cat

A living being which consider themselves superior to others, knock stuff off tables, can suddenly start hating you and purr

Meow (the common used language of a cat)

by the E god May 22, 2019

Cat

A beg friend

“Ay let me get 22 bun”
“No you cat”

by D1ZZEE April 11, 2019

Cat

An insult to someones appearance. Meaning they are horrible or disgusting.

i.e. you see an unattractive female so you would say "that girl is cat"

by superman859543 July 31, 2008

Cat

Although "cat" is most often related to the common household pet, the word can also be used as a word to describe a human. One can be a cat if they have twitch-like movements, if they show a strong attraction to fellow felines, if they wear furry apparel, or if they act like/resemble a cat in any way.

Dude, Emma is such a cat!

She thought she looked like Paris Hilton with all that fur on but she really just looked like a cat.

I have a strange suspicion that the crazy cat lady next door is a cat.

Kevin isn't a spaz, he's just a cat!

by Kevinn07 July 31, 2011