Cat

The best thing to ever exist

I love cats

by Salty sock October 8, 2021

Cat

Fuzzy little bastards that have knives in their feet. Because of this, I like to call mine Knife Foot. They also like to push stuff off of tables and steal your cheese (looking at you, Gracie/Knife Foot)

Me: *leaves my shredded cheese unattended*
Gracie: *steals it*
Me: Cat, why do you always have to steal my cheese?

by TheTallsomeOne May 14, 2021

Cat

Short for Caterina. Filled with pure beauty and absolutely gorgeous, Cat's are the best girls you could ever dream for. Though they might be hard to get, there also hard to get rid of. You will want them forever, and cry if you lose them.

did you hear about that hotty in the class next door. Her names Caterina and its short for Cat. Everyone likes her.

by Sexymofo269 May 25, 2021

Cat

Fluffy, all powerful spike lord. Although dim, not to be trifled with. Do not partake in physical combat with a cat, and leave petting to a minimum.

Digression advice: Cat nearby

Pet the cat at your own volition

I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...

by FancaySpeve June 1, 2021

Cat

Like a dog, but actually the opposite.

Look it's a dog, oh no wait it's a cat

by ChEs@ November 24, 2021

Cat

An insult to someones appearance. Meaning they are horrible or disgusting.

i.e. you see an unattractive female so you would say "that girl is cat"

by superman859543 July 31, 2008

Cat

Although "cat" is most often related to the common household pet, the word can also be used as a word to describe a human. One can be a cat if they have twitch-like movements, if they show a strong attraction to fellow felines, if they wear furry apparel, or if they act like/resemble a cat in any way.

Dude, Emma is such a cat!

She thought she looked like Paris Hilton with all that fur on but she really just looked like a cat.

I have a strange suspicion that the crazy cat lady next door is a cat.

Kevin isn't a spaz, he's just a cat!

by Kevinn07 July 31, 2011