Cardi B

Likes to drug men and also throw chanclas at people!

Don't you dare steal ma man bitch- Cardi B

by Bootylickerpickerdicker April 20, 2019

Cardinal Cardigan

Perfected in Ireland, A sexual act similar to a Sacramento Sweater, except with a redhead.

"My boyfriend Henry O'Malligan ruined St. Patrick's Day by giving me a Cardinal Cardigan."

by Kid A+ March 24, 2009

Cardinal Rovini

A nickname for the Italian Cardinal Camillo Ruini, given to him in reference to Karl Rove. Ruini has been given this nickname due to his political interference in other countries.

We've got Karl Rove. The Vatican has Cardinal Rovini.

by jesster79 February 27, 2006

cardiac attack

the act of cuffing your hand together and with great force pushing your hands towards someones upper chest area created by a character named "Super Jerk" which appears on the popular internet comics Cyanide And Happiness

Cardiac Attack Shapow!!!

by nutron July 14, 2007

Cardi B

A rapper who can’t even write her own lyrics, and her fandom/fan(s) base cant spell, and very rude to other female rapper such as Nicki Minaj. Cardi B is also known for, dissing Nicki Minaj in an interview, about motorsport. Her fan base considers her the Queen of rap, when she’s only been in the rap game for like a year, (only because she was noticed), and her fan base is mentally unstable.

Person: Hello!
Basic fan: Have you heard Cardi B’s new song?!?!
Person: No...
Basic fan: LISTEN SHES THE QUEEN OF RAP YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOUR MENTALLY UNSTABLE GO BACK TO LISTENING NICKI MINAJ YOU HOE
Person: I’ve been listening to Nicki Minaj, you a stupid hoe
Basic fan: *comments on cardi’s new post about a nicki fan, and tell her how much she loves her for clout*

by Jsjdjfjf August 29, 2018

Carden

A sweet loving boy who is funny as hell!!! He is possibly the nicest guy u will ever meet and he is the easiest person to talk to. Carden will make you laugh every day and every secound of every day. Carden will also always y’all to you about what is going on and will always be there for you by making the situation really funny!!

“My bestfriend is Carden.”
“God damn your so lucky to have a Carden in your life.”

by 135780!? December 1, 2018

Arizona Cardinals

The NFL's perenial last place team, the Cardinals are a team with a long history, and one that unfortunately includes mostly losing. Established in 1920 as the Chicago Cardinals, they always played second fiddle to the crosstown Bears in the league's early days. The Cardinals generally struggled in their early years, except for a surprising championship in 1925. The team won an NFL championship in 1947 against the Eagles for their only title. They lost the rematch in the 1948 title game, in a low scoring 7-0 matchup. In 1960, the team moved to St. Louis, which did little to change their fortunes. The team had its best years in franchise history in the mid-70s with Jim Hart under center, achieving 3 straight playoff berths from 1974-76. The team also had a playoff berth in the strike shortened 1982 season. However, with the team still a poor franchise and, with St. Louis refusing to pay for a new stadium, the team moved to Phoenix for the 1988 season, first calling themselves the Phoenix Cardinals, then switching to the name Arizona Cardinals in 1994. The team failed to post a .500 season from 1985-97, but finally broke through with a playoff berth in 1998, their most recent postseason apperance. That year, the team went 9-7 and pulled off a 1st round upset of the Cowboys. Since then, the team has returned to its losing ways. However, they are currently building a good offense and their might be hope on the horizon for this team.

"The Arizona Cardinals have pulled up a gigantic playoff upset! In their first postseason apperance in 16 years, the defeat Dallas and are moving on to the next round."

by Sports Info July 7, 2006