captain Brown eye

An other term for a persons anus.

"Some guy just mooned me and showed me his captain brown eye"

by Wicked_M4 April 26, 2006

Captain Fuschetti

Captain fuschetti is what we all call him or fuckshitty which is his most popular name and is above understandable because this childish racist and self centered fuck is a piece of fucking scum beneath everyones feet but he doesnt like to know that and how everyone thinks about him because he is scared of the real world and can´t take it because he is a fucking pussy and bosses everyone around and even gets mad at people who are doing nothing besides work because he likes to think that he is the fucking boss and can do whatever he because he is the teacher which isn´t fucking right, because he makes kids feel bad about themselves and insecure by calling them fat and shit which is disrespectful, ho ya I forgot to add in that he is a fucking child molester (not really) who likes to look at girls whilst they run and one time made a kid strip his clothes of besides his underware and looked at him for idk maybe a full fucking minute like wtf man heś a kid and your a grown man like grow up and get your testicals to fall out of your stomache pussy lips fuck face cunt.

"Hey have you heard about the captain fuschetti lately" ¨Nah nigga I aint give a fuck about that fuckboY nigga pussy he can go die bruh¨

by Thanos Dabbing April 30, 2019

slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

by LaxG March 17, 2004

Captain Price

(V) To captain price you hang or strap rope to a persons neck and throw them through a ceiling window

I’m gonna captain price you

by SUPERsnucker March 15, 2019

captain save a hoe

Derived from a 1993 rap song by rapper E-40 about the adventures of a Financial savior to underpriviledged inner city hood rats.

A golddigger's dream. A man that will drop dimes on you (i.e. get your hair and nails done, take care of your childroes, pay your bills)

A man that does this is usually Captain Savin'

See Captain Savin'

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's plane!
Wus that foolz name
Captain Save A Hoe main

by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004

Captain Megapixel

One who posts extremely large images on a forum, often distorting the width of the forums border and taking forever to download.

Nice car you have, Captain Megapixel!

by =SubLib= June 11, 2006

Captain Haddock

A fictional Belgian comic book character. He is one of the main protagonists in the Tintin series. A sailor by trade, he becomes Tintin's closest friend. He has a short temper and love of alcohol. He is well known for his creative curses.

Captain Haddock discovered his famous ancestor's fortune in Red Rackham's Treasure.

by Azvee January 6, 2012