semen cape

a massive load of cum taken on someone's back that resembles a cape when dried out

Sam walked around the party sporting a semen cape on his back that Alex gave to him earlier that night.

by Jergens Mousemallow December 21, 2008

Cape-Flapping

-verb
1. all flash, no function. Expending all power but with little or no productivity

Derived from the movie "Dark Night"; in which we see our beloved Batman riding his Batmobike through Gotham; notably the only time you'll see our hero's cape moving faster than him.

2. an excessive ruckus created with nothing to back it

3. overly hyped with a disappointing result

"I expected that Batmobike to tear through Gotham City, but all I saw was a Bat-ton of cape-flapping."

by Naked Fain August 12, 2008

Blow 'Cane

A phrase University of Tulsa fans cheer, scream, and frantically shout during sporting events and also use in casual conversation. It is in direct opposition to Alabama's "Roll Tide".

This weather is great. Blow 'Cane.

by TU - ΛΧΑ March 8, 2011

Cape Cod Female

A True Cape Cod female meaning 90% of them are a complete waste of time. They usually all end their relationships before summer so they can be complete sluts. They cant think for themselves. If their friends dont like somebody they have to not like them as well or they will be rejected and they cant handle that. You never want to piss one off either because her and her whole group of friends will go extremely far out of their way to make sure you cant have a relationship with anybody else. It's not like they have anything better to do. Most of them have bad drug problems as well and are so dependant on the material things their parents have bought for them that they look down on anybody that has to struggle to make ends meet while they're driving around in their mom or dads car. They are in search of a stable place to stay thats not their parents but where they can fuck and party and they dont believe in love they will leave you in a second to bounce on the next cock with more money.

I went to the cape and all i got was fucked over by some cape cod female.

by Righteous1 June 20, 2008

Cape Gooseberry

A small ,orange ,berry contained with in a papery case that hangs from a perennial tree that can attain 180 cm in height. Other names include; Alkekengi and Chinese Lantern.

"This Cape Gooseberry is delicious!"

by Andrew Davis (A.K.A bsrboy) August 21, 2006

Cape Carnivore

Getting quickly into an involved sexual emotional relationship only to fly out of your own life or crash land into the sea.

Robert J. Lanier

I need to walk slowly with you in the uphill direction and not blast off on Cape Carnivore.

by Robert J. Lanier January 16, 2008

Canned Bullshit

1) something incredibly wrong even more wrong than a normal bullshit.

2) A lie that is even more of a lie than a normal bullshit lie

3) Somethint so exaggerated that can't be definied just a bullhit. Then it's a CANNED BULLSHIT.

" I can wank 5 times in a row and then fuck 15 girls in a row ...
...DUDE....that's CANNED BULLSHIT!"

by Canned man December 28, 2011